Escapedosmil

Neckbeard included. Please ladies, contain your orgasms.

Escapedosmil (powerword: Damien) is what some can consider, your typical feminist white knight. But unlike other beta white knights, Escapedosmil is a different kind of white knight. A Portland dwelling, neckbearded, hipster with an ego; he's an avowed feminist and liberal, holds deep hatred for white people (despite being white as hell), deep hatred for guns, and a deep hatred for pretty much any non-leftist opinion. He tries to use his veteran status to protect himself from criticism, even though he looks nothing like a veteran. When he isn't too busy white knighting m'ladies, he helps in kill babies at his job with planned parenthood. He tries to have his cis white male privilege on tumblr pass by claiming to acknowledge it, which is bullshit, considering he's mostly doing this to get the opportunity to touch a vagina at the end of the day.

I AM VIOLENT AND PROUD OF IT!

In a typical liberal fashion, Escapedosmil hates guns. Which is strange, considering how he claims to be an army veteran, and even more hypocritical considering he has a bloodlust for killing people he doesn't like. He even calls himself violent in his tumblr bio. He has no understanding of how firearms work or the different types of firearms, which can be proof given that he's lying about his veteran status to achieve immunity from criticism. He thinks a "real man" uses their fists and/or a bladed weapon, despite looking like the type of guy who thinks that he can end an armed robbery by chasing somebody with a cheap $40 Katana from the mall. He considers anybody who owns a gun to be a coward or "pseudo tough guy".