The Choking Game

Choking yourself to get high is some serious Shit and should not be attempted at all. If you try it and kill yourself, your mama can't sue us because we warned your dumb as shit ass.

Starlighting done right

Starlighting done wrong

The Choking Game</>, also known as Starlighting because of the Stars you'll see if you don't fuck it up, like you will most likely will.

The Choking Game is often employed by young kids that have gotten tired of spinning in circles for a cheap high, poor kids that can't afford the cheapest of drugs, like Meth and kids that live under the Authoritarian Rule of overprotective Parents that want to know everything their children are doing and aren't below searching their rooms for masturbation socks and anything that can pass for a drug like Tylenol PM.

The Choking Game should not be confused with Autoerotic Asphyxiation, which is when you put on Your Mom's underwear and Beat your meat while Choking yourself like David Carradine was beating it to Thai lady boys

How It Works

It gives you a momentary High feeling because your dumb ass is leteraly Choking the life out of yourself. In more scientific term, that you will most likely need explained to you, you are bringing about hypoxia in your brain - in other words, you are starving your Tiny little brain of the oxygen it needs to move your hand up and down while you Jerk Off to your favorite My Little Pony Porn. When you let go of, whatever you are using to choke yourself with, blood rushes back into your brain and that's why you get the effects of feeling high and seeing stars.

Dangers

Did we say your stupid ass can Die? If it didn't get through your tiny little, stupid, short bus brain the first time we told you, YOUR STUPID ASS CAN DIE FROM THIS

There are also a myriad of other dangers like Seizures, Chronic Migraines, memory loss, Neuroligical Damage and one more time, because 're just plain fucking stupid, YOU CAN FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

See Also

• An Hero

• Death

• Dying Alone

• Suicide

• The Game