TikTok

Finally, this shitty app might get banned!!

TikTok, ShitTok, ChinkChonk or in China known as Douyin (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ByteDance in 2017 with leverage later from their Covid-19, after merging their Pokemon with Musical.ly to create its final form — unleashing a short form video pandemic, infecting platforms YouTube, Instagram, Netflix, and even Spotify...

TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it.

History

In September 2016, ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, literally no one in China wanted to use that app, until they paid Asian celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile Musical.ly died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by Facebook, but who cares?

As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, sonehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.

In 2020, China's classic COVID-19 was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread boredom stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.

How to use TikTok

You may be asking, “How the fuck do I use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an endless AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create AIDS, follow these steps:

1. Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
2. Put a shit song, and text to speech
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.

You can also create "duets" to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also "react" to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.

Types of TikToks

1. Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any movements any more.
2. Move your hands around and call it a dance.
3. POVs, aka unfunny.
4. Make an unfunny sketch.
5. Being an attention whore and pull a prank on someone.
6. Pretending to be something for attention.
7. Captions about your retarded opinions.
8. Just post yourself staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
9. Cringeworthy reposts of videos so you can use the sound.
10. Animated doodles of a character as a reenactment of a sound. Would only be a good idea if the voice sounded like the character you drew.
11. Be naked, maybe in a bathtub for the simps.
12. Dumb trends such as looting your own school.

Beastars degeneracy on tiktok

Types of TikTokers

These are the types of users you will find on TikTok.

1. 12 year old girls
2. 16 year old girls
3. 13 year old boys
4. whores
5. bitches
6. douches
7. e-girls and e-boys
8. Girl gamer
9. weebs
10. furries
11. attention whores
12. SJWs
13. faggots
14. retards
15. virgins
16. losers

See also

• Virus
• Snapchat
• ADHD and ASD
• Vine
• Twitter
• Musical.ly
• Instagram
• China
• Drama - and also this one.

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