Stardew Valley

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Stardew Valley is a boring as shit farming simulator created last thursday by some faggot named ConcernedApe (Powerword: Eric Barone). The game starts when your grandpa dies, probably of shame at having such a fuckup of a grandson. In revenge, he wills you his shitty ass farm in the middle of buttfuck nowhere so you're tasked with the job of fixing it up. The game then goes completely off the rails by assuming its target demographic could try to date one of the 12 available characters that live in Pelican Town without predictable results. It lets you date and marry any character regardless of gender.

the game itself. Looks like shit.

The Game

Gameplay consists of wandering around your farm with your thumb up your anus trying to clear as many trees as possible to make room for your farm before you pass out at 2am because an entire day in this game is only 15 minutes. In the town you meet the villagers you can date (although you can't date a majority of the villagers in the game). After at least 100 years, you might be able to have yourself a decent farm if you avoided making the mistake of picking the Beach Farm.

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