Amino

Oh, look! Steve from Minecraft, and Link from TLOZ! So much such cancerous lulzless niggers!

Amino is an unfunny overrated social media app infested with weaboos, furfags, vegans, Eddheads, brony fags, and every god awful fandom you can think of. It is the byproduct of a big ass orgy between Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr and Discord. They could have just aborted the kid like the leftist cuckolds they are, but they kept Amino for the lulz.

Content, or lack thereof

Because Aminos are ripoffs of subreddits, you can expect content of similar or lower quality, when it's not 9 year olds tracing professional artists' artwork to feel better about themselves (for once the downvote would have been useful, but the concept of people disliking each other is unacceptable in Amino's eyes).

Each Amino has a front page for artists and furfags to jack off to. Usually front page stardom requires the sucking of multiple moderator (Amino's equivalent of sysops) dicks. When the rejects go to protest the absence of their content, they bitch and moan about how people who are better than them steal all the spots on front page, and how those people have moderator cum in their mouths. Well no shit, you're probably a virgin who has never tasted cock in your life, of course you're going to lose to the people who take mints every morning to wash the smell of cum from their mouths. You can help them of course - not the mental help kind, but the kind where you chain their neck and whip them while they're drawing, then deprive them of their bread and water if the product is unsatisfactory. Let them learn hard work and accomplishment the old fashioned way!

Once they do suck enough cum to get to front page, they'll jack off to it and then forget about it the next day.

The average Amino profile

The average Amino profile is loaded with GIFs of flowers, hearts, among other weeaboo shit to make their owner feel more unique, among other lies they like to tell themselves. Some sysop from Tumblr (probably fired after not letting her coworkers get in on the orgy that gave birth to this abomination) probably designed Amino to cater for the average special snowflake because every fucking corner of an Amino can be customized by a leader. You want your cock on front page greasy or dry? Amino has that covered for you. However, you'll probably never notice it because it's a background obscured by a black filter or it only takes up 5% of your screen.

Even if profile changes are fucking vapid, even worse than Tumblr, you can bet your ass those teens will still black out their profile and wipe their bio due to the horror of seeing the perfect image of their internet idol being destroyed by yours truly. They can change their name and pfp all they want too, so don't be surprised to see a bunch of black profiles with "." or "-" in their names. If their inner special snowflake still needs a little more stroking, they'll pull angsty anime edits with quotes to slap on their bio, usually with matching username.

This user profile has been deleted but who the fuck cares

Like on any other social media platform, the kids here are too autistic to use the Block feature, or their assailant is a 4chan neckbeard with too many spare accounts on hand to attack whoever provoked their ire. And because there is no Private Profile, they do the only reasonable thing: DELETE THEIR FUCKING ACCOUNT. Then come back after a week and their friends (if they have any at all in the first place) start sucking their dick. "OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT????!? I WAS SO WORRIED FOR YOU". Or, they actually delete it, but no one cares anyway.

The types of degeneracy in this app

- Art. 90% stolen or traced, probably made by the same twats that got banned from DeviantArt.

- OCs. When its cover isn't fanart that wouldn't look out of place in an autistic kid's sketchbook, it's something from Google Images. Usually a self-insert cock into whichever fandom fits their kinks for them to fondle over.

- Complaining. Usually about the Amino itself because ironically it's small enough for people to actually notice, unlike Reddit. Most likely about how a mod buttfucked them for spamming 9GAG memes. The product of the narcissistic delusion that one's opinions matter online.

- Chats. Amino just couldn't stop at copying Facebook Messenger. Instead, they have to give the option to make chats public, despite most Internet users being antisocial. If anyone joins a public chat, they're probably a sick fuck pretending to be a kid by typing in incoherent grammar/spelling, waiting to slide into those DMs. Other times, you get the bitch that tries to start a rebellion to overthrow the mods or something.

- Groups: Occasionally, these retards try to form a group to do something - roleplaying, content... With organization, leaders and all. All cover art is still stolen, though, but it's a okay to use copyrighted material if you say who made it! They think leading their shitty RP group deserves a mention in their CV, so they end up unemployed because no one wants a fucktard as one of their wageslaves.

Mods

There are two types of mods. (Not Leaders and Curators, they're basically the fucking same.) The first type is a former angsty teen who has probably deleted their account before. If someone called them a homosexual, they would probably go cry in mod chat and tell some sob story about how much they struggle as an independent homosexual black woman in the world economy. Too bad they can't delete their account to get more cock inside them. The second type probably masturbates to the collection of fanart bestowed upon them by the masses. If you criticise them, don't be surprised if you see your entire family tree banned from the Amino for "inappropriate/negative content".

Both types are incompetent because the mod application they gave you is nothing but free toilet paper for them, they already have the local pornstars to fill your spot. This spawns two types of people:

- The type that dribbles about how bad the mods are, and how much they would be better as a mod. Ironically, everything they criticize the mods for is actually their own misgivings. They pick out every of the mods' fuckups for a living to raise their own diminutive self-confidence while not knowing what the fuck they are talking about. Occasionally calls for rebellions and immediate action when they haven't even done their homework. They have probably made a change.org petition for it too, and keep fucking spamming their shitty "revolution" until his mom takes him to autism therapy again. If someone asked them about reasonable things to consider when changihg government (who would be in charge, what rules they would change...), they would block them because they want to fondle over their Che Guevara fantasies in peace. They don't learn history (BECAUSE FUCK SCHOOL AND THE FASCIST GOVERNMENT BEHIND IT) so they don't know that most revolutionaries or die in some secret underground complex, and that's exactly what these fucktards deserve.

- The mods' personal minions. Usually the ones that make the most fanart. Whenever the previous type starts their tirade, this type would chime in to proclaim how high and mighty the mods are, how everyone makes mistakes, etc. Has a high probability of having said "Logan Paul did nothing wrong in his suicide forest video" in the past. Whatever drama that sprang these minions into action is probably staged by the mods to reaffirm their fantasies as gods among men.

The shit they can do to you

- Disable: Slapped with a red length of velvet and told to go to the naughty corner and think about your actions. Still enough to cause panic attacks in those kids.

- Strike: Buttfucked so hard you can't get up for a day or two. Three strikes and you die from STDs.

- Ban: Teeth bashed with the banhammer until they all fall off, then forced to give a blowjob while still bleeding.

Amino Plus

You know how social media makes money? By spying on you, taking your info and selling it to the global Jewish conspiracy, so they can further their plans to strip the rest of humanity of free will. Unlike Zuckerberg, who probably has a masturbatorium full of the shit he pulls from Facebook DMs, Amino's data isn't worth shit. So they turn the app into a full on game and add microtransactions. The virgin kids that buy into it are still a few years away from sweating grease onto their controller, so Amino would have to do.

Amino Madness

Amino Madness was a big online playground teambuilding event that pitted fandoms against one another. Activities included: - eBegging for your nonexistent friends to vote for their fandom in Twitter polls with absolutely no context or reason

- Bullying professional artists into mental breakdown so they would make art for your dying fandom

- Bickering with the opposing fandom about why they should kill themselves and why your fandom is objectively better, until you're stopped by those pacifist angels that probably just want people to stroke their precious ego. They probably have a few secret sockpuppets fucking with the other Amino anyway.

See also

• Facebook
• Reddit
• Twitter

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