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Heather Ann Murray

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Heather Ann Murray

Heather Ann Murray, also known as "Frau Heather," and "The Fuehrer," is a leader in the online anti-vaccine community. She is opposed to vaccines because she gets off on thinking about children suffering. She has no children of her own, because she has so far been unable to trick any man into giving her a baby.

Heather Ann Murray's antisemitism

Heather Ann Murray is an Holocaust denier. Sometimes, when she has been drinking box wine all day, she messes up an accidentally posts Jew-hating, holocaust-denying rants on Facebook. She later deletes her posts, and then misuses Facebook's reporting system to make the remaining evidence of her Naziism (such as the horrified posts of other people who witnessed her rants) disappear.

Heather Ann Murray does not work for a living

When confronted about her Holocaust denial, Heather Ann Murray will claim she could not possibly be the Nazi sympathizer that she is, because her father fought Nazis in World War II. This stolen valor-by-proxy is just one way Heather Ann Murray victimizes her poor, long-suffering father. Her chief form of elder abuse against him is financial exploitation. Sponging off her father has made it possible for Heather Ann Murray to avoid working for a living, but she does own a horse stable, where she is suspected of having inappropriate sexual contact with her equine charges.

Heather Ann Murray is a stalker who harasses minors

In one of Heather Ann Murray's most shameful moments, she was upset with somebody for disagreeing with her pro-disease, pro-death, anti-vaccine beliefs. Heather Ann Murray expressed her frustration by contacting the person's daughter, a minor, via private messages on Facebook. She told this little girl that her mother did not love her, because she was trying to pump her full of harmful vaccines.

Heather Ann Murray doxxes everybody who disagrees with her, and she is behind an ongoing campaign to get some of her targets fired from their jobs. If you anger Heather Ann Murray, she will not hesitate to contact your employer and make up lies about you.

Heather Ann Murray's fading youth

Despite her expertise in Nazi occultism, poor Heather Ann Murray has been unable to stave off time's cruel effect on her looks. To protect her delicate Aryan skin from the sunlight's cruel rays, she wears the biggest, most ridiculous sun hats ever created. She rarely posts selfies on Facebook, but when she does, it is obvious she has covered her face with many layers of foundation, and used gaussian blur filters, in a desperate bid to hide her true age. All of her Facebook pics are old, because she doesn't want anybody to see what she currently looks like.

Welcome to Frau Heather's homepage on the WWW

Heather's chief antagonists are the folks in a Facebook group called The Antivax Wall of Shame. Endless lulz are had by the members of that group, who post screen shots of the criminally ignorant things anti-vaxxers say on Facebook.

This makes Heather very, very angry. Therefore, she recently announced she had pulled off a major coup by buying The Antivax Wall of Shame's domain name right out from under its admins.

This might, in fact, have been a coup to crow about if the admins of The Antivax Wall of Shame had ever shown any interest in registering a domain name or operating a site other than their Facebook group. Since they had never done so, Frau Heather is an epic numpty shithead for thinking she has accomplished something.

The domain this daft lush registered is http://www.avwos.com/

Because Frau Heather's knowledge of computers is even worse than her knowledge of science and medicine, she used Wix to make her site. She claims her brother, who is allegedly a computer expert, helped her make the site. Visit avwos.com, and you will find Web design so bad, it makes Geocities and Microsoft Frontpage 1.0 look like cutting-edge shit.