Derek Savage

Derek Savage is to movies, what Phil Fish is to gaming. Enough said. A man who started out as a humble director who has gone from a male stripper to a man who wants to capitalize on a furry figment from his childhood has been reduced to a bankable lolcow, and proof that having a career doesn't excuse you from being a faggot.

History

The bio on his website. In a nutshell, states in his early adult years, he wrote his first novel about a male stripper, "Midnight Stripper" and his second novel is "The Devil President". Then Derek conceived his most popular creation, Cool Cat. He created the character when he was just a kid. He then took Cool Cat to the next level by producing the movie "Cool Cat Saves the Kids". In the following years, he has produced five books centered around Cool Cat, and since 2013, he has gone on to movies.

The Movies

In a nutshell, the Cool Cat movies deal with a grown ass man in a cat costume interacting with kids and helping to make the world a better place, and like any quality movie, Derek takes the initiative to make sure Cool Cat is as unlikeable as possible. The films are so crappy, that they come closer to parody films than anything decent. Aside from Cool Cat, the film features his mother, and Derek himself playing Cool Cat's dad. An odd choice, considering 1: In the books, it's established that Cool Cat's dad is a cat as well, and 2: The relationship is, predictably, confusing and creepy as fuck. The most famous of the movies is Cool Cat Saves the Kids, where Derek somehow managed to get Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox to appear in it.