Evan Jensen The Perverse Paranormal Clown

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**Evan also has been known to wear women's clothing. He placed on Craigslist in the casual encounters section in Portland Oregon Sometimes dressing up as clown to victimize others**

Evan Jensen Krusty The Perverse Clown, Milwaukee, Oregon, founder of Beyond The Edge Of Reality at Beyond The Edge Of Reality Crap Radio and host and owner of SpringCreekParanormalResearchDemonBusters is a known children's exploiter and female abuser with the paranormal community. He claims that is it his job to investigation ummmhmmm slander other paranormal groups. "States that he is the KING of the paranormal and runs the best paranormal group on the planet". In doing so hopes to further his gain financially or of self worth known as NPD using lies to make himself seem as if he is important or rules over everyone he crosses paths with.

Evan Gets Terminated From Super Unknown

At one time when Evan began as what he calls a paranormal investigator, he belonged to a group called Super Unknown. The real truth Krusty does not want you to know is they barred him from the team because he is much of a douche online and he is offline. This is the statement they posted in return about Evan no longer being with them anymore. His name of the group is on the banner at the conference. Now, after dealing with him first hand, he is not even a part of there camp. You have to ask yourselves why has he gone through 7 Co Host, two paranormal teams and lost over 300 friends over his moronic behaviors.

Look I am cool I burned this group they fired me.
He is not with them anymore!
Falling Out!

Claims by this drunken clown

Claims that he is working for the FEDS, so if you read this article expect to be visited by them. Or not.
Claims that he was ordained by the Catholic church, but as Evan is very open about his pedophilia the church rejected him.
Claims that he was in the navy seals. He might have been inside a seal and a navy, but not at the same time.

Claims About missing Pics

The Power of Evan compels YOU

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Look at my cross I do no wrong

Krusty On Youtube

Evan goes INSANE on Paranormal World Radio cannot shut his dick sucker!

Christina George EXPOSES Evan with LIVE callers who expose the clown!

Jill on Paranormal Realm exposes Evan as a worthless piece of trash and internet tough guy!

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Evans Inbred Friends

Evan's two main supporters are a 3rd party editor for the examiner who runs a ghosthunting group but claims he does not believe in ghost by the name of John Albrecht Jr who writes libelous articles to benefit in his quest to become king of the paranormal. You can view John's cheaply made template of a site at John Albrecht Jr. and visit his libelous articles where he was almost fired from at the examiner at John Boy At The Examiner.

In addition to John Boy we almost have a washed up drunk who goes by the name Judi Giramonti who runs a ghosthunting group called Ghost Images on a cheap tripod page that collects money for her booze habit. Judith has had warrants where she hides on a ranch with horses that appear to look very thin and neglected perhaps she hides from the truth that she is a internetz troll. Ghost Images can be found at Ghost Images Paranormal beware of all the annoying popups. You can also view Judiths facebook at Judi Swamp Donkey below you will also find extensive criminal records including a mug shot which appear to be Evan's inbred partners in crime everything from burglary to illegal weapon felony charges.

We also have two other supporters of this clown first one being Darlene Watts owner of Haunted Ispeming at Haunted Ishpeming who is one mouthy bitch on FB at Darlene Watts On Facebook.

Friends About missing Pics

John Albrecht Jr Mug Shot
John Albrecht Jr Looking Snazzy
Johns full criminal extensive record
John's Incarceration Part 1

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John's Incarceration Part 2
John never lies
Evan's Swamp Donkey
Judith's Long Criminal Career
Judith's Carry and Distributing Illegal Weapon Felony
Darlene Watts from Ishpeming, Michigan Evan's phone sex partner also known to have a criminal drug history
Leslie Marie Shelton Evans Fan

Ladies beware this man could be the Phoenix stalker John Albrecht Jr. is a menace a third party editor that will do anything for the Examiner.com and Beforeitnews.com to get that story even if it means stealing identities, creating sock puppet accounts, writing libelous stories for this clown Evan Jensen. Say goodbye your career for the examiner its over LULZ like any of us give a fuck about you. Stalk and scare women because your inbred sick ass chose to align yourself with a clown you came out of the wood work.

If that does not give you chills this is the news article that you can use to compare to how dangerous John Albrecht Jr. and Evan Jensen truly are to a society in general.

"Cuyahoga Falls man sentenced to 4 years in prison after spending 2 years on the run"

Evan & Leslie Threaten With Insane Threatening Emails

On Augusts 18th the ass clown finally responds in an email throwing in that these emails are being watched by the federal government. Come on man don't you think the NSA or FBI has better things to do then listen to a felon kidnapper be called an ass clown. This is America we can call you Pigfat if we wanted too! The letter then goes from weird to strange with talks of an officer Brady then threatening how he is watching and how the person in the email is going to jail for impersonation WTF impersonation? So if I show up to your door telling you to kiss my ass you can have me thrown in jail. If you had any clue at all you would realize you do not know your laws well. You post addresses of women online at least nobody on dramatic or elsewhere posted what apartment you live at. Evan cannot even conform a sentence let alone speak intellectually so we do believe maybe the sweet nectar has eaten away at his little monkey brains

Federal Threats and Officer Brady
Evan is now the judge decides who goes to jail.
Evan threatens to call CSD WTF is the CSD? yet fails short of proof!

This is Leslie Shelton she has a habit of lying and if you do not side with her these are the kind of emails your going to get. She is Evans biggest fan and she is an attention whore enough that she writes every Tom, Dick and Harry whining about her sister. If you are friends with her sister beware she will threaten attorneys, police and even file false CPS reports. Wanting to hurt someone else's kids at her vindictive attempts. Kids that live in a good home, allot of food, big back yard, good schools, fed well, volunteer in many programs, see doctors regularly and most of all are loved. Please Leslie call CPS everyone sees this now publicly and so let us bare witness to the LULZ of you going to jail so we can post that here as well. Everyone can clearly see the rants, threats, attack on this mans children, ramblings etc are all hopes on deterring us from creating journalism on here. If you want to see more journalist on Leslie you can do so at The Real Leslie Shelton

Not Steven but Leslie pretending making demands all because we exposed her worthy of being on dramatica
Lawyers, Cops and CPS Oh MY! Do not laugh at her she will call you stalker and threaten with attorneys.

The Evan Jensen Gallery

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Spring Creek Apartments
Creeper Van
Romancing Those Children
His Apartment

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Outside of his Apt.
Bald & Toothless
Creepy Nerd
Dressed for court
Short as an oompa loompa
Another Apt self shot
Grandma Arms
Attention
Looking for victims by the River
He says he does not drink nice martini
How drunk were you?
Whose body did you chop up?
This guy may be crazy but he is not a sex offender Evan LIES

Demon Shitters About missing Pics

Was on a facebook show? HUH
If your abducted by aliens he can help from demonologist to UFOLOGIST.
Also Plays GOD.
I am your hero.

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He will come in your home.
No Science ALL guess work.
What footage where is the proof?
The case where Elmo came alive!
He will help threaten and kidnap you!
Become Catholic like me and rid of your demons!
Evan sends a client to the monks for paranormal help!

Evan's Criminal Records About missing Pics

Felony Attempted Kidnapping
Kidnapping court records
Second half of Kidnapping court records

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Worlds Worst Driver
More worst driving
Full criminal record

Bullying About missing Pics

Intimidating Annette to back away
Boohoo Pissed they host Christina's Show
Now she is the bully for not complying with Evans demands
Delusional and Paranoia

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Krusty's Jealousy Petition Preaching LAW
Harassing Jill for hosting an anti-bullying show!
Brett calls Evan out for lying
Evans remark everything is PSP
Bullying Darren
Calling him scumbag
Knocking man dying of cancer
Identity theft Evan creating fake dating profiles to piss of husband with cancer in hospital
Evan is watching YOU
Do what I say or get destroyed
Boohoo Evan whining like a bitch
Posting peoples home addresses STALKER
Full criminal record
Felony clown bullshit
He really is referring to himself
More stalkerish behavior
Evan stole Darkside Radio who is the thief now?}
At least nobody told what apartment you live in LULZ
Bashing psychics coming from someone who lies about being ordained
Evan making rape videos and jokes PERV
This religious man he threatened to put through the Ringer
Still bitching about Wicked Edge on a radio program he STOLE
Does that piece of the pie including you being a clown?
His work? What work? Pictures of dust!
Evan SUE US or shut the fuck up
More bashing intimidation using cop cars ewww were all so scared LULZ
Bitching like a bitch using once again the Darkside name he stole
Do you think the Sheriff wants to talk to a kidnapper survey says FUCK YOU