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BlackBerry is a brand of 'smartphone' created by the Canadian company Research In Motion. Initially embraced by the business sector due its robust OS and network security it has gone on to be adopted by the youth market for the purposes of arranging social activities and amateur photography. The devices are now considered paperweights due to the company ending support by shutting down any remaining servers dedicated to legacy functions for these outdated phones, and focusing on their cybersecurity business.

Blackberry


Typical Blackberry
Typical Blackberry


Blackberry World

Applications for Blackberry devices are available through Blackberry World, a system most users [Who?] almost unbelieveably describe as 'making the iStore a viable option'. The pricing of individual applications is seemingly arbitrary, ranging from pennies to hundreds of dollars, although these figures pale in comparison to the $240,000 figure asked by Britfag fashion designer Alexander Amosu for a diamond-encrusted Curve 8900. The Blackberry has no games. In early 2022, the store shut down permanently to no one's surprise, as people have moved on to iPhones and Android devices.

YouTube

My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

PHONE WAR (Blackberry vs iPhone)

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See also

  Cell phone
  Linux for niggers
  UK Lootfest 2011
  Who was phone?

External links

  London riots: how BlackBerry Messenger played a key role
  London riots: BlackBerry to help police probe Messenger looting 'role'
  Why Has BlackBerry Been Blamed for the London Riots?
  BlackBerry update bursting with spyware
  2011 England riots (TOW)
  5 Countries That Will or Have Banned BlackBerry
  Behind the Blackberry ban • What is behind the decision to ban Blackberry services in Middle East countries?
  Blackberry Ban
  Despite declining numbers, RIM rejected Justin Bieber, along with his faggotry.

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