Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, also known as Star Trek: The First Person Shooter and Titanfall (Insert numerical value here) is a free game that comes bundled with the remastered version of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. It's made by the failures known as Infinity Ward who last brought you the absolute dogshit Call of Duty: Ghosts. The game goes even further into the future; you're now in fucking space. It's more or less Ghosts space missions but expanded into the entire campaign.

The Game

Standard Edition

• Just the box, disc, and a bunch of useless fucking papers as usual. No surprises here.

Legacy Edition

The box and disc with...

• HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S COD4 ON NEXT-GEN!!!!!111!! OHHHH MY GOD1!!!ONE!!111!! MOM GET THE CAMERA, XBOX RECORD THAT111!!!!!111 50,000 PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE AND NOW IT'S A GHOST TOWN SO MEMORABLE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!11!1!1 KNIFE THE WATERMELON YOUR FRUIT KILLING SKILLS ARE REMARKABLE!!!!!!11!!!

Campaign

Not currently known but see Star Wars for leaked information.

Factions

• United Nations Space Alliance: The world becomes united and forms a Super-NASA or some shit and boldly fucks off to where no faggot has gone before.
• Settlement Defense Front: Basically the big bad faction that decides to fuck UNSA up. They are led by Mr. Clean.

Official LOLcow Status

As of May 7, 2016, Infinite Warfare has earned the holy status of being the most disliked trailer for a CoD game, ever. Let's analyse the trailer really quick, actually no because there is so much shit going on that it makes it physically impossible for a normal, healthy human to understand the trailer. The CoD community, fed up with Exo Suits, Bombing Runs, System Hacks, and One Shot One Kill Won't Even Hear It Coming essentially dislike bombed the trailer leaving it with nearly a million dislikes and climbing compared to a little over 200,000 likes which is probably the only lulzy thing the cancer that is the CoD community will probably ever do. Infinity Ward responded basically by saying Infinite Warfare was the future for CoD and that the Modern Warfare Remaster is for people who want to go run around and kill sandniggers and slavs again, which just so happens to be the entire CoD community. The could have just canned Infinite Warfare and sold Modern Warfare by itself and turned an even bigger profit because that's how glued to nostalgia these faggots are, but they might actually be truly right about CoD4, the fuckfest we all love to hate being better than the graphics from 2010 space opera with some gay ass cover of Space Oddity in the background. Things got funnier when Battlefield 1's trailer dropped on May 6, 2016 which is by the way, a World War I shooter with fucking water cooled machine guns, big ass blimps, and bi-planes. No jumping two stories in the air, no Scythe to kill your entire team, just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no Exo suit, no (insert futoriztics word here) Warfare, no killstreaks, no guns that shoot lightning from across the map, no one liner cracking faggots that everyone is forced to play as, no brokeback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: it's motherfucking, goddamned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking WARFARE! Since then, a large sum of CoD's fanbase have either joined forces with EA's equally cancerous Battlefield community or have put all their faith into CoD4's remaster.

Do the world a favor and please dislike this video at least ten times.

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