Eminem

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	“	I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?	„
	—An actual Eminem quote

	“	My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.	„
	—Another actual Eminem quote, as well as proof that he is in fact a bastard.

Eminem or EMINƎM (Marshall Bruce Mathers III), also known as €minem, Slim Shady, M&M and the white nigger is an American wigger widely known for his "rapping skillz" and as the first wigger famous for releasing an original track. Eminem's debut album was called "Infinite", and it was released in 1996. Eminem has sold over 9000 records ever since, and is more famous among 12 year old boys than many black rappers are, which is why he thinks he's the god of rap.

While he may not be teh best rapper evar, Eminem raps faster than you (which really isn't an achievement, actually).

Oh, he's also on Instagram and Twitter. He's a normalfag.

Background

Eminem grew up in the Detroit area, dealing with extreme levels of bullying, physical and psychological amounts of abuse. His uncle who introduced him to rap, killed himself when he was young. He found solace in making up rap lyrics and singing them, but was completely shitty until his mid 20s. By this point, he already had a wife and children on the way. He co-produced an album called "Infinite", which sucked ass except like 4 songs, typical for most musicians.

Rise To Fame

He was invited to Los Angeles and made some good impressions with that one fag Dr.Dre and got signed to another label or some shit. He made that shitty song "My Name Is". All the whitey went apeshit over it and Eminem became an overnight sensation. From 1999 to 2004, Eminem was one of the most popular and infamous musicians in [[America. He OD'd on some prescription drugs and nearly died. He made a recovery from this and revived his career, this time making shitty pop-rap music for the normies to fap to.

Controversy

Due to his offensive, lulzy behavior, Eminem has naturally offended millions of people, mainly LGBT degenerates and Soccermoms.

Columbine Connection

Yes, the soccermoms tried to fucking blame Eminem for Columbine, despite the killers (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold) despising rap. Not backing down from the horde of suburban soccermoms, Eminem attacked them back, bringing in even moar controversy.

Several of his songs reference Columbine:

I take seven kids from Columbine,

stand 'em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9

A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine

And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

Some kid actually got v& IRL for posting these lyrics. Welcome to 1984, Americunts.

Homophobia

Throughout his career, Eminem has insulted and trolled thousands of fags, all for the lulz.

Hate fags, the answer's yes

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez

Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

Out of the Closet

After decades of denial, Eminem finally came out of the closet live during an interview!

Hector's rectum

It's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya

Hannibal Lector into guy sex

and I bet ya I tantalize ya

in the less than five seconds I get ya

Mom's spaghetti copypasta

>Be in school
>Hot girl in front of me
>She drops her pencil
>She bends down to pick it up
>She's not wearing panties
>Turns around and looks at me
>"Like what you see"?
>Whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak, arms are heavy
>Vomit on my sweater already
>Mom’s spaghetti

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Contents

Background

Rise To Fame