Calum McSwiggan

Calum's mugshot from time of arrest and then picture he posted on social media afterward.

Calum McSwiggan, also known as EatGayLove, is a histrionic faggot who faked a hate crime by beating himself up with a payphone inside of a police station after he was arrested for vandalising cars and public drunkenness.

The Story

Calum's attacker caught!

In June 2016, UK resident Calum McSwiggan was in West Hollywood cruising the bars for dicks after attending VidCon, when he claims he was assaulted by 3 men outside of a bar called The Abbey. Witnesses however say a totally different story. Calum was walking around alone outside of the bar when he attached himself to a trio of people, a gay, a straight and a tranny. The gay guy said he let Calum hang around because he thought he was good looking, but Calum started doing weird shit like running inside the bar and stealing a bottle from behind the bar and pulling his dick out while he was walking down the street.

When Calum found out that one of the three men was straight he started freaking out and screaming at the heterosexual guy. Then he ripped the mirror off of one car and used it to scratch the hood of another, where the trio were sitting horrified watching and dialing 911. When he was arrested he told the police that he was the one who had been beaten up, but the cops told him they didn't see any injuries and therefor thought he was full of shit. They did however grant him the right to file a police report. even though he was being arrested himself for vandalising the cars

When Calum got to the police station he started to beat himself unconscious with the cell payphone. He broke three of his own teeth and had to get stitches in his head. He posted photos of himself all over social media saying how he was gay bashed and how the police did nothing and he was so scared to be gay or whatever. The next day multiple witnesses and the police all made statements that Calum was full of shit and beat himself up. The police even released the mugshot showing that Calum had no injuries at the time of his arrest.

Calum continues to deny the accusations.

Quotes

	“	Last night was the worst night of my life and I'm really struggling to find the words to talk about it. After one of the most wonderful weekends at VidCon we went out to a gay club to celebrate, and towards the end of the evening I was separated from my friends and beaten up by three guys. The authorities should have been there to help and protect me but instead they treated me like a second class citizen. With three broken teeth and six stitches in my forehead, I've never felt so terrified to be a gay man in the public eye. All I can do is thank my wonderful YouTube friends for being with me the whole way. I'd be lost without them. Right now I don't feel that I'm in the right place to talk about this but I will be addressing this fully in the future.	„
	—Calum McSwiggan, playing the Brianna Wu card

	“	[McSwiggan] was then observed injuring himself with the handle and receiver of a payphone inside the cell.	„
	—Police description of what happened

	“	To reiterate, I did not fake this attack and am absolutely appalled that anyone would suggest or think that I did.	„
	—Calum, Lying on Twitter