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Suede Bear
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Suede Bear is possibly the hardest motherfucker who ever lived. Like all wicked men he has given himself a nickname which will strike terror into the hearts of his enemies - the Teddy Bear.
On the front of his LJ profile is a small piece of text:
Watch out America!
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The truth is ugly, thats why we lock our prophets up in prison.
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—Charles Manson
So just like his hero, Suede Bear goes to prove that he is a misunderstood yet brave and heroic individual, just like the Nazis, Communists and Mr. Charles Manson himself.
Any normal person left in the world which have the picture of a small, sweet-looking bear cub dressed in a Nazi uniform, smoking a doobie and sitting in his own shit.
Suede Bear is also a fatfaggot, an alcoholic and a drug addict as well as having a fetish for piercings and Nazi uniforms. His attempts to prove how fucking badass he is are only emphasized by the fact he also likes to pretend he's a baby bear cub and swears at anyone who dares to suggest otherwise.
It's quite possible Suede Bearwill not be with us for very long. Not only is he is a heavy drinker with heart and kidney problems, his boyfriend has also left him and his father is on the verge of death. So just like TheAmazingAtheist - another bear wallowing in his own shit - he decides to declare his stupidity on the internet.
Strangely Suede Bear also claims to be a mulatto - which may explain his love of Nazism and why he's as white as the spunk splattered all over his bedsheets. But if a faggot can love a Nazi why not a black person too?
Discovery
Recently another LJ user called miriena found this big ol' bear wandering aimlessly around the internet mumbling something about watching Captain Kangaroo having an enema, and decided to post this steaming sack of lulz for the rest of the web to laugh at.
However like all the baddest, meanest, cruelest men who have ever walked the planet Suede Bear will block users who write nasty things on his journal. That'll show 'em.
The only thing known to fuck harder than Mr. Teddy.
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I know what the fuck transderal implants are called, iive been a member of bme for years and found it useless,a bunch of whiners and fuckers who go on about their ONE suspension for years on end.
—But that means he wouldn't win the Darwin award :(
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Mr. Suede_Bear,
I think I understand where you're coming from: you're dying, your gay. Basically, life sucks. But you know what? There are millions of people suffering right now from other types of diseases like cancer and AIDS. This isn't to belittle your pain, or make you out to be some whiner who is only concerned about his own suffering. The fact is that when life gives you lemons, you find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party! (Ron White said that.) You shouldn't physically punish yourself and then turn around and claim that you're living life to the fullest. Living your life to the fullest is about making each day count, to let the people who are closest to you know that you love them. Or, at the very least, learning to love yourself.
Pain sucks. Life is hard. Everyone (or at least most people) have to deal with the same crap, if not more of it.
And furthermore, what intrigues me the most is that you posted this to begin this. Did it not occur to you that people would be, uh, not quite nice about it? I think this is a cry for help, and you certainly wont find it here. This isn't the community to throw a pity-party for yourself. If you want to feel better about yourself, and your life, I do not think that drilling spikes into your body is going to achieve that.
