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Colby James
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Colby Charles 'Thomas' (Jesse) (Mordecai) "Cyborg" James is an aspiring young autist from New Zealand who spends his days vandalizing Wikia wikis by spamming them with shitty and borderline disturbing fan fiction of his favourite cartoon – a long-cancelled and oddly feminist-themed Nicktoon called The Mighty B!
The Mighty B!
Colby's Likes
- Nicholas Beaver (Best Friend)
- Angus McGregor (Best Friend)
- William Daniell (Best Friend)
- Oliver Hammpson (Best Friend)
- Youtube (account known as 'Colby James' same name.
- Rule34 (known as Trooper201)
- Ghostboy2 (favorite user and friend)
- Haha62/Redhand62INK (favorite artist and friend because he takes his request and likes his work on Mighty B!)
- Mighty B! (favorite show wants a third season that never been completed)
- EuroTrish (loves her but even doesn't exist in real life but wants a girl like her who is Danish)
- Millie Millerson (his favorite character in the show)
- Turtles (Favorite animals mainly because of one in the show he likes)
- Graff (also Favorite animals)
- Railway History
- Trains
- New Zealand Railways
- Being a Movie Star
- Going to Hollywood (Interest)
- Wants to be like Clint Eastward
- likes Dolph Lundgren (because he is his favorite action actor)
- Wants to be a Action Actor
- Wants to be in war films the hero
- Wants to star in a real life Ed Edd 'n' Eddy film as "Double D"
- Wants to have fame
- Wants to be number 1 in Hollywood
- Wants to have a nice girlfriend who doesn't sound bitchy or fast talker but wants a nice gentle kind soft girl like Millie on Mighty B! or EuroTrish in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,
- Stacey Hoolahan (former love interest now dating Chris Fairclough but still considers her friend and is not jealous over it.)
- Doesn't mind if his former love interest has a new boyfriend
- Being Book Writer
- The Dirty Dozen series,
- Halo (wants to be an actor to the Halo movies if in the games)
- Star Wars The Clone Wars series
- 007 James Bond (wants to be a henchman in Bond)
- Wishes he has a Danish girlfriend
- Joshua Smithies (Best friend)
- Sam Connibear (Best friend)
- Jared De Jux (Friend and companion because he acts like the Doctor)
- Ethan Johnson (Friend and was his henchman both where school bullies to only attack Krista, not anyone else)
- Brydan Cooper (Best Friend)
- George Bluck (Best Friend)
- Nicholas Hanson (Friend)
- Holiday Program (loves it because he wishes he could be a staff member but clams it isn't possible)
- Youtube Poops
- WTLNetwork
- BaiocoIslandFilms (favorite Youtube Pooper)
- EmperorLemon (favorite Youtube pooper)
- Laughs at Youtube Poops)
- Gmail
- Postman Pat (known as in YTP's Patman Post which he laughs to)
- Vintage Machines like Traction Engines or Trains or Cars and Boats and Trams,
- RMS Queen Mary (ship)
- Working if he wants to prove himself
- Harry Potter
- The Wild Geese (a Mercenary Film)
- Richard Burton (Actor sometimes but doesn't like him in "Where Eagles Dare" only admires if he could have been a great James Bond actor)
- Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- you name it
Colby's Dislikes
- His Brother but has to get used to him
- His family but has to get used to that
- Staff of Rule34 (because they betrayed him by deleting his art)
- Traffik (Main Rival because he was responsible for reporting images)
- Decanter (Rival)
- Speedy05 (Rival because he told him what he should do with Millie when he didn't want to)
- ColbyJames2 (Rival)
- Tornado60163 (youtube user now terminated)
- Kytten (betrayed girlfriend that got him arrested to the police for stalking)
- Krista Dawson (Main rival and arch nemesis who wanted to f*** her behind and ass and wanted to rape and murder her by tricking to thinking he loved her as a fake so he could get revenge for kicking him out of Drama Class at Hilmorton,
- Lucy Owens (once at CPIT who became a bitch)
- RobotSpacePenguin (Jerk because he told the F*** truth about Colby and not taking request why he hated him more)
- Viacom (annoying to youtube because it catches people for copyrights and doing YTP's as WTL fell victim to it and it stops anyone from doing Nickelodeon to make YTP's as a result it is a F*** pain in the ass)
- Hilmorton High
- Rowley Ave Course House (hates it because of his betrayal after a woman caught him on YTP and other things)
- Where Eagles Dare (Worse Film because it was a shit film and hated the scene where two guys where killed on a Cable Car that Colby didn't get the story, that is why Colby wants to direct and make it a remake and better film in future how the writer should have done it)
- Richard Burton (sometimes only film "Where Eagles Dare" is when he hates his role for the cable car scene)
- Engines (being Scrapped not a single example being saved which angers Colby, that he could be a train robber in South Africa)
- Feeling Enraged, (when he is angry when a bitchy lady or such upsets him)
- Debby (his tutor at CPIT because she was Incompetent and didn't agree to let Colby go full time)
- Emma Grey (Rival)
- Adolf Hitler (because he was racist to everyone's race like people with Disability's)
- Nazi's [sic]
- Drew Pickles
- Rolf Harris
- Mohammed Emwazi "Jihadi John" (Main arch nemesis and enemy he dislikes him for the killing of James Foley, Steven Sotloff, David Haines. Alan Henning, Peter Kassig, Haruna Yukawa and Kenji Goto as well, wishes he could kill the man by sending a commando force like the movie "Expendables" and he would lead the assault and murder "Jihadi John" as a result he would stab him 20 times for the deaths of these seven men, including a 26 year old man,
- Isis (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant)
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See Also
- Drawn sex
- Chris-Chan
- A-Log
- Virgin
- tl;dr - Everything that he writes.
