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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 23:38, 4 December 2013 (EST)

RE:email

Hello Schnookums,

The character posting as 'Morpheus' isn't Morpheus, a rather smart Negro with some integrity who I have been in touch with, but the mentally ill Oliver Smith, aka Atlantid/Pyramidologist etc.

My IP is blocked now as Pantmaster5000. It could be funny for me to respond.

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This e-mail was sent by MikemikevThisTimeItsPersonal to Schnookums by the "E-mail user" function at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

	“	a rather smart Negro	„

You're good at evading bans. Don't bullshit me. LOL. 13:41, 5 December 2013 (EST)

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