User talk:ED

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Colleen 13:08, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

For You

Painting yourself up as an aspie is *NOT* a viable excuse for anything. Someone with a ~genuine~ psychological impairment may need to work a bit harder in order to fit in with civilized society, but they ARE expected to make that effort. Our society generally does not accept that it's "okay" for retards to around naked, drooling all over themselves, fondling their genitals in public and flinging their poo at other people when they get upset. Rather society expects retards to WORK HARD and put in a significant amount of EFFORT into living a NORMAL life, holding a job, contributing to society as best they can, etc, etc. Your inane, backwards perception that we shouldn't hold supposed ASSpies (who can clearly comprehend and intellectually understand their social deficiencies) to the SAME STANDARD that we hold barely functioning, intellectually stunted, RETARDS to is just...absolute deranged insanity and clearly nothing more than the most pathetic of excuses to be LAZY and act like a FUCKTARD to everyone around them. --Onideus 14:26, 24 August 2013 (EDT)