User talk:Dhf510

Your article is shit

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by the ED Sysops. -Gray 05:44, 20 November 2012 (EST)

And if what Gray said doesn't hammer the point home, let me elaborate. ED is the last fucking website on the planet to promote yourself. If you are really that fucking desperate for attention, go get your own wiki and google bomb references to yourself all over the internet like every other fucktard who wants people to give a shit you breathe, because to be honest, we don't give a damn because you aren't fucking notable by ED's standards, and that poorly formatted shill is an obvious copypasta (ED doesn't even have most of those templates you idiotic fucktard) of the bullshit Wikipedia wouldn't post, so do ED a favor and quit expecting ED to give a handjob to your E-penis.

DarkLordTR 09:39, 20 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

welcome

Welcome, Dhf510

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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-hipcrime 09:55, 20 November 2012 (EST)