User talk:Desparity

Welcome, Desparity

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TKN Bot 16:51, 1 December 2012 (EST)

fuck off

Fuck off.

Does this message offend you? These cute kittens will make you feel better.

GO AWAY!
NOBODY
LIKES YOU!

plz die

••General Niggerson 17:03, 1 December 2012 (EST)

Since you're a fucking idiot, I'll make this simple for you

VANDALISM IS POINTLESS, YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE! WE CAN REVERT ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU PULL! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE POINTY END OF A COAT HANGER AND GO THE HELL AWAY! DarkLordTR 17:06, 1 December 2012 (EST)DarklordTR

Hey, welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica. As you've found out, ED is a wiki, meaning anyone can sign up to edit the articles, adding or deleting content. When you go to articles and delete a bunch of the content, it's called vandalism. The thing is, vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop.

:••General Niggerson 17:54, 1 December 2012 (EST)