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User:Zimmer
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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER
FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE
WHEN I'M NOT BUSY ANALLY PENETRATING
VIETNAMESE PROSTITUTES FROM TWO HUNDRED
MILES AWAY WITH MY SPLENDIFEROUS
SODOMIZING SCHLONG SPEAR, I FAP IN FURIOUS FERVOR
TO VIDEOS OF BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN,
WATERMELONS, AND PURPLE KOOL-AID.
I'M GEORGE ZIMMER AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.