User:TuxThePenguin/M16

M16 & M4 and Civilian Variants

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The M16 Assault Rifle was a Sissy gun invented by Eugene Stoner (He must have been thoroughly stoned when he made it) to replace the heavy and outdated M4 "Battle Rifle". The M16 Assault Rifle (the real one, not the game one, fucktards) is a underpowered, unreliable piece of shit, that the US Army (and some other armies, particularly, it's bastard twin, the M4) still uses, despite being created in 1960 and being heavily criticized by many knowledgeable weapons experts. This is probably because the M16 is a rifle sustained by analysts who know very little about guns and look too much at price tags. File:Http://dont-tread-on.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/normal idiots1.jpg Thanks to idiots like him, countries around the world have been forced to adopt this piece of shit.

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History

In 1950, the M14 "Battle Rifle" was developed, a big heavy lump of crap that could only ever hold 20 rounds in the mag and was based on technology that was developed years before it. It had nothing revolutionary about it whatsoever. However, the US army decided to commission a moron called "Eugene Stoner" (what a nerd) to create them a new rifle. Being the faggot that he was, Stoner instead decided to replace it with the M16. The M16 prototype was a gun made entirely out of plastic and carbon fiber (with the exception of the barrel and certain elements of the firing system), which sounded great on paper, but because the technology was in its infancy at the time, the gun instead became a death trap for the poor fuckers who had to test it. The barrel was too thin and it exploded under the pressure caused by firing, which in turn spewed sharp little pieces of crap on the poor shit behind the damn gun.

The M16 did eventually become workable, so the US army (idiotically) decided to test it. Some of the generals at the time sabotaged the tests (and rightfully too) to prove the M16 was what it is- a pathetic excuse for a weapon some fucking nerd invented while he was stoned and getting raped by some faggot who was sticking his dick in his ass. Unfortunately, Stoner discovered the tests and the M16 sadly entered service, ending the lives of many of the prancy American wankers.

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Design

The M16 was designed to be a piece of shit. And it still is. The M16 uses the 5.56mmx45mm NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization twink, not Nigger Aresholes Treating nO0bs) which is a small piece of shit designed to hunt pussies, not Crazy Stoned Muzzies praying to Allah. It uses only 77 grains of black powder, which means it has the power of Obama's dick- i.e not very much at all. The round also ricoches off the slightest shit, so it'll kill your fuck buddies while the enemy is storming towards you with an ACrap 47 shouting "Jihad!".

The M16 is phart-operated and Jams like a Bitch (hence the name "Jamming Jenny"). It uses a system called DI- Dick Insertion (actually direct impingement) to improve "controllability"- which basically means the ease of use for pussies and faggots. Even if "controllability" was a serious concern, there would still be far better ways to employ it than by making the gun shit where it eats.

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The M16 is also a "traditional" rifle; i.e non-bullpup. This means, that combined with a 20" (50cm) rifle, it occupies a lot of space, and it's easier to maneuver with your fat mum on your shoulder than with this whore. To "compensate" this, there is the M4 carbine, which performs even worse than the M16 and suffers from excessive recoil problems and low velocity.

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Derivatives

The Crap-16 has various derivatives. In addition to the M4 crapbine, the M16 also has civilian derivatives. Called the AR-15, this civilian version is semi only and has only a ten round mag. Pussies love these toy guns, and just about any other Faggot, Asshole, Dickhead, Muzzie, Jew, fag or nigger will use these and pretend to be "soldiers".

The crap-16 also has a "sniper" variant, which is basically the United Shitbags of America's idea of a joke. Trolls and fanboys endlessly parade their fabricated 650m range- A range which could never inflict serious to lethal wounds in the battlefield, the maximum realistic range being 450m. File:Http://www.thenoisecast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fanboy-anatomy.jpg

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