User:Pooinmyknickers/Channing
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A Channing (Chah-ning) is a breed of troll that lives in musty dungeons. Channings are a fierce kind of creature that resemble a wilderbeast in many ways. They appear human, but when it's hungry, it will jump on tables and act like a velociraptor, such as the one in Jurassic Park.
How to Approach a Channing
1. Make sure you are holding food, preferably braces-friendly.
2. When the troll notices you, stick out your tongue and spin around, after putting the food on a near-by surface.
3. If it doesn't kill you, good job.
