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Little known facts

• Jesus hates the family
• Jesus hates clothes and wants you to go naked everywhere
• Jesus hates figs
• Jesus hates Jews
• Jesus supports infantilism as the only way to heaven
• Jesus has come to bring war

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Jesus

Little known facts

• Jesus wants you to kill your family
• Jesus supports infantilism
• Jesus hates figs
• Jesus hates clothes

Fresh prince

Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bethlehem

In west Jerusalem born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all converting some Hebrews outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
They tried to nail me to a cross of wood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're going on a 26 year absence somewhere”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said God and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to God's heir!"

I pulled up to the temple about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally used

To sit on my throne as the prince of the Jews.

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Now, this is a gospel all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called J'lem

In west Nazareth born and raised
In the wilderness was where I spent most of my days
Preachin' healin' baptasin' all cool
And all exorcisin' some demons outside of the soul
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my tribehood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your Spirit and Father in J'lem'

Prophet class, yo this is bad
Drinking wine out of an endless glass.
Is this what the people of God living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that
Is J'lem the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Son of Yahveh

Well, the ass stoped and when I came down
There were dudes who looked like jews standing there with a palm out
I ain't trying to get worshiped
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

But they nailed me to a cross and when it came near
The license plate said 'INRI' and it had a thorns for me
If anything I can say God's will is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Yahveh'

I pulled up to the Heaven about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the disciples 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Yahveh

Epic youtube comments on dat face soldier

Is it a problem if I legitimately enjoyed the music?
PeanutButterGoodness hace 1 mes 119

Depends on whether or not you also enjoy ethnic cleansing.

Rasectos en respuesta a PeanutButterGoodness hace 2 semanas 16

Minorities should be allowed to bathe too!

PeanutButterGoodness en respuesta a Rasectos hace 2 semanas 33

Imatges