User:ImmortalCake89

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A common troll on EDF and the reason why you shouldn't take the internet seriously... so enjoy some trance.

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Initial D Article That's Not Ever Gonna Get Finished

Initial D is a god awful anime about cars going sideways, male-to-male interactions, prostitution, and /o/'s favorite anime.

Initial D is about some loser, Takumi Fujiwara, who lives in Gunma, Japan. Since his name is so hard to pronounce for Americunts, we'll just call him Tak.

Every morning, since the age of 13, Tak wakes up and uses his father's car(which is a Toyota, so you know it's an awful car) to deliver tofu to some hotel. Between his father's tofu shop and the hotel is a mountain pass, on Mt. Akina, and, like all asians do, Tak uses the Toyota to drift through the mountain pass. The only downside is Tak has no idea what a car is AND he also works at a gas station.

How It All Began

One night, Tak was invited to go with his friends to go up to Mt. Akina and watch his noob friends drift like shit. While they were playing with each other's dicks, at the parking lot, a racing team, called the Akagi Red Suns, inturrupted their homo session and challenged the local team, the Akina Speed Stars, to a race. Unlike the Red Suns, the Speed Stars drive like shit, but they decided to accept the challenge. The team's second best driver, Keisuke Takahashi(K.T. for short), gave them a week to practice and drove off, to practice himself.

Later, around 4am, K.T. was practicing drifting, on Akina, when he was encountered by a mysterious car, behind him. K.T. tried to pull him off, but his mystery guy wouldn't ease off of him so, on the next corner, K.T. decided he will outsmart his opponent, but his opponent had other plans; he used the rain gutter, on the inside, to pass K.T. and pulled away. K.T. was so butthurt that he gave up. Unbeknown to K.T. his mystery guy was actually Tak, on his way to deliver some tofu.

After the encounter with his mystery guy, K.T. was so buttraged that he decided, instead of practicing racing, he would find out who raped him, on the road, that morning. Eventually, K.T. went to a gas station, which Tak works at, and asked Tak's friend, Itsuki(Iggy), if he knew anything about a Toyota Sprinter Trueno GT-Apex AE86, the car Tak drives. Iggy, being a total wimp, denies everything about Tak's car. Not believing him, K.T. told Iggy if he wver see's the guy that raped him, to tell him to meet up on Mt. Akina that weekend, for a race.