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The Twins

When the twins aren’t complaining about their self inflicted fatassery or being poor they’re attending conventions.

One of the twins spills the tea about Kat's animal neglect, overstaying her welcome, lies and how her boyfriend at the time, Ryan, molested their dog. Kat vehemently defended Ryan, but let's face it, he probably did it.

This explains why Kat and the twins are always going back to each other. What other lazy mooching bum will encourage them to steal?

The only thing less reliable than her word is her friendship with her off-again, on-again Best Friends 5 Ever, Kason and Devon, who are often referred to simply as, The Twins. This has a lot to do with the fact that nobody cares enough about them to refer to either as their own person, not that they possess any form of individuality anyway, and because of the fact that they literally change usernames on a monthly basis. After years of being butt-buddies and each others enablers, one of the twins began Hormone Replacement Therapy and began to identify as a man, and it was only after then did Kat and Kason decide it would be a great idea to start dating. The other twin, Devon, followed suit but wasn't as invovled as Kason. It later came out after they broke up that Kat is a predator who would often ignore both of their boundaries. The Twins both identify as being some branch of asexual or fictosexual, but Kat, being the loose slag that she is, would detail the things she wanted to 'do to them' despite their pleas for her not to. She would also engage in cyber-sex with strangers online while they were in the room. Whether they agreed to this as a part of their polyamorous dynamic or Kat guilt-tripped them into allowing it, is unknown. What is known though is the fact that they did not like seeing her with other real male partners and often complain when she left to whore out her hole.

Because of the long and deep involvement of the Twins in Kats life, they have been invovled in every moment of Kats drama and have even been the cause of, as well as, the victim of her drama who in the end are just as bad as her. Throughout the years, the three of them have parted ways and made-up too many times to count, but in almost every instance of a falling-out, details about their abusive, co-dependent friendship gets leaked. Savagely dissing each other to others behind their backs only to make up 2 months later despite how retarded it is.

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Lazy furfags and their squalor About missing Pics

Trolling and attention whoring are reasons why people laugh at the concept of mental health.
Being highschool dropouts with no self prospects wasting tax dollars on worthless shit, eating tons of greasy fattening foods is important to indulge in for that Purple Heart. It’s a war zone u gais!!!
What a healthy relation ship
Hmmm interesting you go back to her Devon? Kason what ever the fuck your tranny name is
You’d have to be insane to not be jealous of this.
That is one black piss stain the laptop is being forced to sit on.
Yeah we see you sitting in your filth you call a castle.