Talk:Jewnited States of Americunts

>US Defense Secretary is documented stating the US military is no longer accountable to the US Senate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNwOeyuG84 ►

>The occupations of Iraq and Afghanistan is small level practice to occupy and categorize, through biometrics, a larger population
http://www.biometrics.dod.mil/photo2.aspx

>The massive datacenter being built by the NSA in a remote section of Utah is nearing completion
http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2009/10/30/more-on-the-nsa-utah-data-center/

>The term "creeping fascism" which directly relates to the increasingly oppressive atmosphere in the US has been deleted from Wikipedia

multiple times
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creeping_fascism

>The US Department of Defense employs over a million more people than the People's Liberation Army of China
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_employers

>Supreme Court OK's strip search of any detainee by law officers
http://crime.about.com/b/2012/04/04/court-okays-jail-strip-searches.htm

>CISPA, the legislative sequel to PIPA and SOPA, now allows a provision for protection of private entities as well as governmental, taking away

all high profile support against such a bill by the likes of Google and Facebook
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120410/12180518442/cispa-is-really-bad-bill-heres-why.shtml

>DoD has developed internet technology not unlike that of China and Iran to "dissuade negative views of America" through automated web

responses and distraction to subject irrelevance.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

>Drones, both in use by private corporations and the government, have been given the OK by the Congress and FAA
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/feb/7/coming-to-a-sky-near-you/?page=all

>The DEA is showing no signs of slowing the War on Drugs as pot dispensaries/ pharmacies are raided
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/02/06/us-dea-raids-idUSTRE8151NA20120206

>The NDAA for 2012 states that US land, our homeland, is now part of the battlefield in the War on Terror
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act_for_Fiscal_Year_2012

>Protesting within 100 feet of a politician being protected by the Secret Service is now illegal
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/former-agent-new-bill-effectively-outlaws-protests-anywhere-secret-s ervice-deems-off-limits/

>Congress is trying to pass a bill that would bar American citizens from traveling abroad if they owe the IRS more than $50,000
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2012/04/07/forget-travel-if-you-owe-the-irs/

>It is illegal for your child to sell lemonade in your own front yard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBiJB8YuDBQ

>TSA continues to infringe upon our civil liberties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1B3AubsTBo

>TSA is now conducting US highway checkpoints separate from DUI checkpoints
http://tennesseenewspress.com/2011/10/19/tsa-checkpoints-now-on-tn-highways/

>TSA is now conducting US subway, train, and bus sweeps
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/apr/18/tsa-mission-creep-us-police-state

>voting fraud and political corruption continue to run rampant
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/04/charlie-white-voter-fraud_n_1254311.html

>US has the world's highest prison population http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/23/world/americas/23iht-23prison.12253738.html?pagewanted=all

>The Courts grant corporations "personhood," approving the legality of Super PACS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_united (look what happened as a result, the two presidential candidates are one in the same)

>the average American remains blissfully ignorant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIDHNqUTPM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNwOeyuG84

>they infringe on our freedom Dergeneral 03:21, 23 April 2012 (EDT)

Title?

LOL WE CAN ADD IN EXPLETIVES IN RANDOM WORDS, ISN'T THAT FUNNY GUYS??? Time for a change? 01:07, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

I agree. Mgs 03:27, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

White People cartoon

someone has added this video to a lot of articles -- I actually saw the video on a Nazi site before I saw it on ED; it's sort of weird, it's like, Nazis strangely imitating the sort of ED-style pseudo-Nazi aesthetic (maybe all of the Neo-Nazi groups are secretly controlled by the FBI and this is their way of sending Anonymous a message). my thought, though is that ultimately they tried too hard, and that while the premise of the joke seems somewhat well-executed early in the video, it drags on for a long time (as every exact Nazi talking point about racial differences is spoken by hunter-gatherer tribal people); whatever my political thoughts on such material may be, the deletion of material occurs here because "sarcastic" cartoons created by actual white nationalist groups are not particularly lulzy (Neo-Nazis are lulzy, but Neo-Nazis should stop making cartoons and just be real Neo-Nazis -- I mean, not in the murdering minorities sort of way, but in the marching around in funny costumes and saying wacky things sort of way; maximum lulz, minimum anti-lulz). I hear they're doing pretty well in Greece these days also. Stalin 01:30, 8 May 2012 (EDT)

the chinese own america by now

Wouldn't it be be better to integrate that somehow in the articles title? Like "...prouldly sponsored by China", "United States of America™ a PRC® Company" or "USA® a subdivsion of PRC® investment" John McSwollenballs 17:59, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

No, because that would be crass, devoid of subtlety, stolen from South Park, in other words, something only a newfag would suggest --Neurogeezer 17:46, 27 February 2013 (EST)

archived dead links to pics (15/04/2013)

Just removed the links to these absent pics. In case someone can find them, I'm archiving them here:

Image:Team america.jpg|What typical Americans look like (minus 300 pounds) Image:USA-truth by britfag.png|Good ol' brit enlightens his less educated little brothers. Image:USA Hitler.jpg|A proud american patriot Image:Bottom.jpg|Done by an American intellectual.. Image:Jewass kissng.jpg|How to win elections in America Image:Welcome to america.png|Enjoy your stay Image:Typical american couple.jpg|Your typical american family Image:The REAL american soldier.jpg|What US military supporters don't know.

Teratology 01:27, 15 April 2013 (EDT)

American Cuisine

Future section, mocking the average American diet of fat, fat and bacon fat...with a cup of trans-fat on the side. I've only got three image for it right now, but I know there's lots of other examples out there of "extreme obese cooking". Lots of "deep fried" stuff, like deep fried Snickers bars and deep fried ice cream and what not. --Onideus 17:33, 29 August 2013 (EDT)

About missing Pics

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  Deep fried, tempura battered pizza, topped with cheese and country gravy!
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  I might upload a different version of this, sans text.
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  Meat Tornado

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for the bacon cheeseburger pic, i think its a lulzier pic with the text.

These should probably go in a "This is why you're fat" section in Fat rather than in this article.

Either place works. There's some other doughnut cheeseburger pics with text on 'em too, some with a better base picture but similar text. I'll try and upload a couple different options later on. --Onideus 18:25, 29 August 2013 (EDT)

The word "America"

I thought the whole continent was called "America" at least 100 years long before Washington declared himself King- I mean President of the 13 states and the then-independent nation wasn't named yet. Hitmonchæn 18:11, 5 October 2013 (EDT)

dead img

File:Pumpkinavy.jpg

Americans grow and carve their own navy out of American-sized Pumpkins.

  VX BREATHE DEEP   18:23, 17 January 2014 (EST)

Only a thing

It is clear that only removed the content by putting this as "double-standarted" in the final gallery: [1], and fix some "1" to "!" --Maulsvalorr 15:23, 13 November 2014 (EST)

obesity should be the outstanding point of the article

300,000 United States residents die from obesity every year and then they complain about the black people killed by police, which happens to 4 blacks annually on average. The jews have already won over the nations minds.

--Duster 23:25, 1 January 2015 (EST)

aww cute

butthurt yuropoors

so much butthurt, so little lulz

this whole article fcking sux. say what you want about america at least make it funny

Saddam Hussein (thus Iraqi people, especially Iraqi Sunnis) getting fucked by America in death too... wikimedia misinformation disinformation trash cant leave him alone... "free country" america on "free encyclopedia" wikipedia!!!

YES, WIKIHOMOPEDOIANS LOVE TO SADDAMIZE SADDAM THE WIKIHARDCORE STYLE: https://archive.is/wip/llGqA

AMERICA, GEORGE BUSH JR, DONALD RUMSFELD, DICK CHENEY SAVE YOUR HERO SADDAM'S ASS FROM BEING SADDAMIZED:

justice.gov/doj/webform/your-message-department-justice

archive.is/2L6mb

THE FINAL REPOSE OF CLYDE BRUCKMAN = THE FINAL REPOSE OF 21ST CENTURY GREATEST "INTELLIGENCE" FAILURE jimbo Wales 's DISASTER WIKIPEDIA/WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION DISINFORMATION SHIT:

https://web.archive.org/web/20240401043022/https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Clyde_Bruckman&action=history