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SpizzTrizz
SpizzTrizz (Spiro Fonda) is a fat Aussie YouTuber who was born with GOTIS. He's a shameless self-promoter who can't help but make every single conversation about himself. If he gets a bunch of views and subscribers one month, he'll run onto Facebook so he can boast about it and grow his e-peen. However, when his traffic inevitably decreases the next month, he'll start playing the victim and complain about how nobody cares about him. Spizz also feels the need to constantly remind people that he's a fan of the cock. He's been known to stalk men online even if they're not interested in him. Because of his egocentric attitude and all-around annoying behavior, SpizzTrizz is one of the least tolerable people in The Ranting Community, and it has made him the center of a lot of drama.
Origins
SpizzTrizz began his journey of failure in 2008 with a channel called CumDaHellOn. Ha ha, get it? Cum! Because he's gay! It was here that he spent a year making a poorly edited series out of an old meme from 2006. He eventually quit the series though when even he couldn't handle any more of the cancer. In a perfect world, this is where the story would end, but then SpizzTrizz decided to become a ranter.
Humor
SpizzTrizz's "comedy" is the kind of LOL SO RANDOM XD humor that appeals primarily to 12-year-old girls. He resorts to overused gags like sporadically shouting at the camera, making retarded facial expressions, burying the screen with chroma keyed explosions, and inventing catchphrases that weren't funny the first time he said them. SpizzTrizz takes inspiration from other attention whores like Chris Crocker, Lizzy the Lezzy, and Gay God, in that there's little else to his personaity besides being a homo. Most of his jokes are nothing but unimaginative repeated reminders that he likes it in the ass.
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Stalker
TakeShotAction
As if being obnoxious wasn't enough, SpizzTrizz will also creep on and obsess over any guy he want's to stick his dick in. Fellow outback residentTakeShotAction was SpizzTrizz's first victim in The Ranting Community. While TakeShot explained on numerous occasions that he liked pussy, SpizzTrizz wasn't a fan of the phrase "no means no", so he continued making posts about them being together someday and described in videos what he'd do to TakeShot.
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TakeShot eventually had enough and blocked SpizzTrizz, but that didn't stop the creeper from stalking his social media and discussing him in Google hangouts. Of course, due to SpizzTrizz's massive victim complex, he'll find excuses to rationalize this.
ReaperTakinOver
SpizzTrizz's second victim was the redneck UFC fan ReaperTakinOver. Even though Reaper unfriended Spizz on Facebook, and made it very clear he had an issue with him, Spizz still tried to find ways to get closer to Reaper. His first tactic was trying to add Reaper's friend Derrick on Facebook, claiming to also be friends with Reaper. Anyone could have easily figured out this was bullshit since Reaper didn't have Spizz added as a friend. Derrick later messaged Reaper about Spizz, and Reaper explained that Spizz was a nut job.
Spizz wasn't going to give up yet though. Two hours later, Spizz messaged Reaper acting like a concerned friend and claiming that someone was spreading false information about Reaper. He sent Reaper some screenshots where he was talking to the person supposedly spreading false information. However, it was blatantly obvious the screenshots were of Spizz just talking to himself on an alternate account. Reaper was finally sick of Spizz's game and called him out for trying to add his friend on Facebook. So then Spizz made the pathetic excuse that he was part of a private Facebook group, and was sending a bunch of friend requests to people in the group, and must have added Reaper's friend Derrick by accident. This story didn't add up though since Derrick was never in a private group with Spizz, and as mentioned before, Spizz was messaging Derrick saying he was friends with Reaper. So after digging himself into a gigantic hole, SpizzTrizz decides to play victim and accuse Reaper of slandering him.
Internet Tough Guy
Despite having a build akin to that of Chris Chan, SpizzTrizz has deluded himself into believing he's intimidating to anyone who's not a child or a chihuahua. When Cas Warfox started calling him out for being a manipulator, Spizz's immediate reaction was to begin dishing out empty threats.
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Sociopath
Like other spergs, SpizzTrizz does not have a limit on how much information he's willing to give away about himself. Spizz has admitted to: throwing his pet chihuahua off a trampoline and beaking 3 of the dog's legs; trying to make his ex-boyfriend an hero; and threatening his sister with a knife. While Spizz's intention was to look edgy by telling people this, all he really did was reinforce the fact that he's a piece of shit.
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