Soshesays

soshesays is a wealthy cutter girl with a sociopathical fan base. An Uber-dramatica sexually ambiguous LJ User with WAY too much time on her hands.

Ew.

Soshesays started out as an AOLer and ended up at the now-defunct (and always dysfunctional) garage.as, where she immediately attracted a huge following.

Otherwise Known As

• "Adri"
• polyhymnia #2
• thistown
• improvisation
• asillykid
• positivebuoyancy
• hglc_troll
• mercury
• crackerjack
• etc

Insane

Because of her extensive history of psychosis, she was hospitalized in a lockdown facility in Utah where she graduated from highschool as valedictorian of her 14-person senior class - LOL.

She has dropped out of college at least seven times and is now living in the middle of the New Mexico desert with an e-friend.

She is seriously unstable. For example, while attending Willamette University, she overdosed on Lamictal and ran around her dorm screaming with a trash can on her head and was taken to the ER. While attending Mills College (for one semester), she was hospitalized for an overdose at least once and had the campus police called on her for possession of a gun on campus. She spent the entire summer under layman's "house arrest" for being a danger to herself.

History

1. When she lived in Oregon, she AIMed some bipolar guy nudie pics then she claimed he sent her his semen in a lithium bottle in order to garner e-sympathy from her fanbase. Conveniently, she had "thrown away" the bottle just hours before reporting it to the internet, so she was unable to file a restraining order to get this harassment abated.

2. On a visit home to Marin for Christmas, she slept with her exboyfriend and didn't have the guts to tell her current boy-toy so instead she accused the ex of rape and filed charges. Huge inter-state investigation ensued, the case was eventually dropped by the Seattle PD, and there is even a tape of her trying to extract a confession from the poor kid. She posts that this was the most difficult thing she ever did and rape victims all over the world support her for her courage in speaking out where they were silent.

3. When her boy-toy dumped her and moved in with his crush who was back in CA, Soshesays proceeded to stalk and harass them both -- doing pathological things such as pouring molasses all over the girl's car and sticking condoms on it, and breaking into their house and posting the girl's paper journal entries all over the internet. Soshesays then decides that her friend BO is taking boy-toy's side a little too seriously, so she retaliates by trying to get his band banned from a venue -- by impersonating an outraged Marinite with a teenaged son. (A recording of this voice message exists Media:Allison_Crust_Message.mp3) Boy-toy and BO file TROs against Soshesays to try to get her out of their lives. The situation is so ridiculous that Judge Judy sends all of them a letter asking if they want to be on her show (this is funny, but it's not a joke).

4. Having lost all her IRL friends, she proceeds to make amends with the kid she accused of rape, telling him it was all BO's idea to file false charges and that he forced her into it. (A recording also exists of this.)

During this time, Soshesays had been garnering e-sympathy from her e-pals, painting a picture of herself as a persecuted angel of light and e-love. There is more outrage and a huge influx of support from internet pals all over the globe. Several gang up in hglc to create a troll campaign against BO.

Eventually, all the TRO drama makes it to court and then mediation, where BO and Boy-toy present their extensive evidence implicating Soshesays in all sorts of nefarious plots. Her lawyer daddy is shocked by the evidence, makes fake legal threats, then seeks refuge in his $13M mansion.

5. E-pals vixen and purplecorduroy become Soshesays' only real IRL friends and they are inseparable until Soshesays and Vixen become romantically involved. Purplecorduory feels like a third wheel and needs extra attention to salve her insecurity and, when Vixen gives her that attention, Soshesays accuses her of cheating and dumps them both. She proceeds to tell her journal what a hairy ho Vixen is and hate on the past six months of love, friendship, and adventure.

She starts hacking Vixen's email and LiveJournal accounts. This goes on for several months until finally Vixen had enough of changing her password. Her registrar and ISP have done all they can and she decides to post about Soshesays' history of abuse for all of the internets to see. Lulz and drama ensue when Soshesays posts a retaliatory counter-post accusing Vixen of harassing her. Vixen cries on the phone to CUAV, moves to a different city, and files a police report with the Berkeley PD before posting an explanatory thread, sorta-mostly making her exit from LJ-land. (She made a new journal and banned all the mentally ill cutters so they couldn't continue hating on her.)

6. Now she's trying to sue Frienditto!

Tangental Drama

• [1] (Touchyphiliac=Vixen; Paintdrinker=Purplecorduroy; other participants=mentally ill cutters.)
• Heart attack! (Soshesays says she's going to die from simply KNOWING that Vixen's alive... even if she's 1500 miles away. Lulz. Her internet fans respond with outRAGE.)
• More (Soshesays is up in arms about frienditto and entry sharing)