Solidarity

Solidarity is what you chant while looting an iPod in Union Square in the name of protesting the President or Israel. It doesn't really matter as long as it's a 60gb. Fuck Nanos

Whose streets?

SFPD's streets, bitches.

You can signify your interest in participating in Solidarity by the following actions:

• Chanting "WHOSE STREETS?!?!" (correct answer: "SFPD!!!" (San Francisco Police Department))
• Chanting "JEWS DID WTC! Jews out of Israel!"
• Throwing a chair through a Starbucks. (Black bloc)
• Wearing all black. (Black bloc)
• Blocking off traffic and screaming at yuppies who have already gotten ahold of their trust funds unlike yourself.
• Getting run over by a bulldozer. (see: Rachel Corrie)

Other uses of solidarity are getting into the pants of impressionable 16-20 year olds who think your flophouse on 6th and Market is so fucking cool.

Don't forget. 60 gig iPod!

Related articles:

• Rachel Corrie
• Black bloc

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