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The Saccone Jolys are an Irish Youtube family who make their rent by pimping out their kids on the internet (https://www.youtube.com/user/LeFloofTV). Mr Daddy Joly, Jonathan, has even taken to approving the presence of his children's pictures on porn sites in an effort to bring in the dollah bills, y'all! The Saccone Joly miniscule empire is headed by Jonathan Joly, who has received a degree in Digital Media with a major in Body Odour with Honours, yet must ask young Youtube viewers to create intros to the videos and images for him as he cannot do it himself. Mrs. Joly, Anna Saccone, enjoys being controlled by her male roommate and having her purchases controlled. She cherishes her time spent on the sofa and keeps her panty liners in the entryway. Their children, Emilia (2) and Eduardo (7 months), are being trained to behave as raised monkeys for their money-hungry parents and have been taught how best to perform in front of the camera.

They have six (yes you read that right, 6) dogs that are untrained, pee in the house, lick their kids through the faces and get groomed maybe 4 times a year. At the beginning they actually had 7 dogs but one of them (Minnie) didn't make it. Given the fact that Anna has called her a "needy brat" when in fact she was just hungry says a lot. Poor Minnie actually starved to death but they never took her to the vet. Anna actually quite liked the idea of a "doggy mummy", she even put bows into the dogs hair. Of course blue and pink so people could see if their male or female. The Saccone Jolys actually refer to the dogs as brothers and sisters to their children.

They are described by uninformed, novice journalists as 'Irish Youtube Sensations' however, they get no respect from their fellow Irish peeps, as can be seen from this clip from The Republic of Telly https://vimeo.com/64852807

Anna Saccone

Miss Anna Saccone (born 1987) is a self claimed Italian / Irish / American girl who started youtube to make friends, because she was too lazy to find real ones. She's been on youtube since 2009 and began with "fashion" videos. She is - in her head - a stylist and used to give fashion advices through e-mails. She only had one real job which was an internship at Ralph Lauren (thanks to her brother). She soon started writing a "think positive about your body image" book that didn't sell great (they still have stocks of it left, in case you want one). Funny how the cover was made by a fan during a competition and that person has never given credit too, or received money. Plus Anna has once hold an "amazing" giveaway where she promoted a purse. Guess what? The winner never received the prize.

Her first 'job' was giving 'style advice' from a local paper back in the day http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/author/profile/32652/

Anna always claimed that the never wanted to get kids, since she had a "pregnancy phobia"

@ 7:34 "I don't want to get pregnant. Ever. Don't want to have a baby. Nope." - June 25th, 2009

@ 2:07 She said she has pregnancy phobia (August 25th, 2011), a few days before her wedding. She finished her pill prescription in Sep. and they started trying for a kid.

She posted this video on January 23rd, 2012 telling everyone that she was 8 weeks pregnant. So she actually conceived it in November 2011

That went really quick for someone who never wanted kids, right? Well she did it for the views / money / free gifts she would get from companies.

Just a few days after Emilia was born they took her home and let the dogs (they have six of them) lick her through the face and even inside her mouth. Anna, the good mother she is, was sitting there crying because the dogs now had a "new sister".

They let Emilia sit in her pee for hours since she was "old enough to be potty trained" and they didn't get up to change her nappies. From birth on Emilia was only given carbohydrates: for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Here are just a few pictures:

http://i58.tinypic.com/5vqfwl.jpg | http://i60.tinypic.com/b3ljte.png | http://i59.tinypic.com/esoy6v.jpg | http://i59.tinypic.com/aus5i.jpg