Restimulation

Restimulation is a Scientology term which describes how a person can remember certain past past life experiences by being subjected to various images or sounds, such as lemon party. Through training vigorous anal sex, Scientologists become convinced that they have lived past lives as people, objects or animals. Be aware, as those who have been "Restimulated," especially up the pooper, will immediately attempt to defend their pathetic position by summoning Xenu to smite your soul. In theory, this horrific event would render you retarded. Physically, you will witness a raving lunatic pour jenkem from a flask onto their empty skull, then penetrate their navel with their own penis (It appeases Xenu).

	“	Restimulation: the “awakening” of an old engram, which occurs when a person’s present environment contains enough similarities to the elements found in the engram to cause a reactivation of it. When an engram is restimulated, a person can experience similar pains and emotions to those contained in the original incident.	„
	—So deep.

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  The first restimulation of when you had your first "Stimulation."
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  This image restimulates your memories of being a furfag with an appetite for chicken.
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  This image restimulates your memories of being allergic to being run over by freight trains on Venus.
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  It's working, I am remembering the interracial courting rituals of angels!

See Also

• Scientology
• Glossary of Scientology
• Facepalm
• Idiots
• Bullshit

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