Penthouse

After starting out as probably the worst porno mag since Playboy, Penthouse nearly folded due to excessive spending by founder Bob Guccione, an inability to change their business model to cope with the advent of the Internets and Earl Fucking Miller. Billed as the magazine of politics and protest in order to avoid obscenity laws in the USA, it could only be considered such if you were a NASCAR fanboy retard whose greatest aspiration was fucking their wife's sister.

Politics and protest?

Penthouse has a variant for each country it is published in, and so publishes everything from Japaneseese sick fuckery to German scat. Penthouse is also notable for having as many gay phone sex adds as straight in the back pages, most of which are answered by Earl Fucking Miller.|}

We've done this joke before, amirite?

Earl Fucking Miller

The man most responsible for the near collapse of Penthouse Magazine, after Italian chubby-chaser Bob Guccione. Miller bills himself as an "American Pervert" and unlike most self-promotion he's not actually lying. His photography consists largely of extreme and disorientating close-ups coupled (heh) with toilet and excretion themed poses. He also has a disturbing propensity for filling supposedly hetero photo series with male ass close-ups.

External Links

Penthouse.com
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