Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time is soap opera fantasy drama that airs on ABC. The premise is of a boy who randomly finds his mom and gets her to come to some buttfuck town in the middle of Maine (because if I've learned anything from Stephen King, it's that Maine is the most supernatural and at the same time boring place on the fucking planet) because his thirty year old grandma, his equally hot step-great-grandmother/step-mom (holy fucking shit, that's a lot of hyphens), his retard grand-dad known only for being retarded, and bunch of other dipshits are stuck in a magical not really magical place where time is frozen or some shit. I don't really know; this show is clearly making up its half-baked plot as it goes along. Fuck, the last half season was a complete rip off of Frozen, which everyone knows is such a childhood classic.