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Satanist

For as long as there have been Christians, there have been those who kinda went the completely opposite direction, and worshiped Satan, as opposed to God - someone always has to root for the losing team. These rebels have come to be known as Satanists. Just like Christians, they're overly defensive about their beliefs, and will bitch about you on their LiveJournals, should you ever cross them. Note: the vast majority of Satanists don't even worship the devil; they're basically just egotistical atheists that set out to worship themselves as "gods". Even the guy with the hairiest slab of fat below his chin doesn't have as classy a fedora that most Satanists possess.

In an attempt to prove they are real freethinkers while still relying on the righteous justice known as religion, people have dismissed Satan's story as being a damned lie and replaced it with their own, stating that Satan was, in fact, a great mind who was cast out of heaven for daring to question God, thus making him a martyr among the sheep known as the Lord's angels.

(( SATANIC PANIC ))

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