Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 16, 2013

Skateboarding

Skateboarding or skating as it is commonly called is the favorite past-time of middle-class white dudes with tight pants and not enough money to obtain either a car or a girlfriend.

It is well known that skaters perceive the world differently from non-sick people, because unlike you and me, skaters see the world as a giant playground, and everything is theirs to skate and destroy.

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