Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 13, 2024

OJ Simpson

O.J. Simpson (July 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024) (also known as The Juice, moar like the JEWice, amirite?) is WAS a famous football player who dindu nuffin. He was best known for bringing the knife of swift justice to his adulterous whore of a white wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her gay BFF tennis Jew. When confronted he authored a suicide note which was apparently done for the lulz but was perceived otherwise by teh fuzz.

In court Johnny Cochran (J.C.) saved his black ass from goatseaction by Bubba unless of course he was going to become the new Bubba. He found that the glove did not fit, so they had to acquit him from the murder charges.

BTW, he's really innocent and is "looking for the real killers." Ya rly. Apparently, his house doesn't have any mirrors in it because the black person sold them all for crack. Actually, in a civil trial he was found guilty of the wrongful death of Goldman and battery against Goldman and Brown. This means that despite being found not guilty in the criminal case, we can still refer to him as a DIRTY GODDAMN MURDERER.

As a typical nigger, he seems to be interested in nothing more than hooking up with white women. After murdering his old white girlfriend, he hooked up with another one (Christie Prody) and when she cheated on him with the pool boy Janos Gonzalez, OJ went to the guy she cheated with and told him "I will fucking kill you!" and when OJ Simpson says he's going to kill you, you better believe he will kill you. Read news story.

(( RIP OJ. He'll Always Be Known For His Way With Women. He Was A Real Lady-Killer ))

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