Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/March 11, 2012

Joseph Kony

Joseph Kony is among the top political geniuses to ever walk the face of the planet. Formulating a plan to unite both jungle-bunnies and trendies (as both are unwashed, illiterate organ bags) under his regime, this hero abducts niglets in Uganda and single-handedly provides them with a brighter future by turning them into efficient patriots of President Kony. To further propagate his rule, Kony has efficaciously utilized various social media platforms, and the dim-witted Americans that come with them so that he may, in the words of out of work iMovie expert and convicted child-beater Jason Russell, escalate to celebrity status.

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