Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/June 7, 2012

The Pirate Bay

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The Pirate Bay (also known as The Pirate Gay and The Virus Bay) was is currently still the internet's largest source of illegal software through completely legal bittorrent tracking. Through the use of superior Internets and the "godlike" country of Sweden, The Pirate Bay's efforts of spreading Photoshop, movies, games and otherwise super expensive shit went largely unhindered, despite copious amounts of legal threats from dumbass Americunts.

The Pirate Bay was forged at least 100 years ago from the fighting spirit of free souls by Swedish gods, its servers forged from the metal of Thor's hammer and was stolen from Valhalla by the anti-copyright guild Piratbyrån. After many generations, the guild Piratbyrån slowly died out and The Pirate Bay was left in the hands of one last individual. However, this chosen one did not guide the pirates out of darkness and instead sold The Pirate Bay to Swedish gaming group, Global Gaming Factory. The chosen one then moved to Israel to hang out with his fellow Jews and fuck his fortune in the ass while cutting coupons out of the newspaper.

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