Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/February 8, 2012

The Amazing Atheist

TheAmazingAtheist (Thomas James Kirk, born February 20, 1985) is an unamazing, neckbearded idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual atheism videos in his garage while wish he had a girlfriend to suck his little Asian boy penis. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested metalhead fanatic, high school dropout, closet furry with a severe BDSM submission fetish, has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of Bruce Vilanch and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released two mediocre books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to molest them, and how to get away with it.

(("YOU WILL BE SERVED WITH A MASSIVE, LIFE-RUINING LAWSUIT"))

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