Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/April 29, 2011

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The Great VTECH Massacre began one morning when Virginia Tech University senior "Blazn Azn" Cho Seung-Hui a.k.a Shoo Tin Yanks- an autistic resident alien from Good Korea - was playing Pokémon. His girlfriend destroyed his Nintendo DS after realizing that he cared more about shiny Pidgeys than her, pissing him off a great deal, seeing as the chances of capturing a shiny Pidgey were less than a 1/1000. Seeing no other choice, the AZN immediately whipped out a couple of pistols and popped a cap in that bitch-ass bitch's ass. Now consumed by a savage lust for blood, the AZN went around terrorizing the school for two hours, killing 31 more people & wounding 29, making it the second largest murder in US. History, and then, once someone finally switched the police on he became An Hero after shouting FYIAD. The incident occurred 4 days before An hero day, making it tragic that the AZN couldn't have waited just a little longer. It should also be noted that our hero managed to catch up with and bag himself one slippery Jew when he pwnt a Holocaust survivor, teacher Liviu Librescu...and on Holocaust Remembrance Day, no less!

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