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Demethos

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Demethos, the Science Pirate, likes to talk trash on ED IRC

fatties sail the high seas

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06:47 <Demethos> you are all being encouraging troublemakers
06:48 <Demethos> listen you deliquent, I work for a real company called 
                  Merck. I know what I'm talking about
07:11 < Demethos> I'm not a drone, I'm a free thinker
<Demethos> I woukld like to see one of you morons make a pneumatic cannon
<Demethos> http://lostpirates.org/images/brahmcanon.JPG
<Barrett> lol, what
<Demethos> okay, since your idiots
<Barrett> I'd like to see that, too
<Demethos> basically a large verison of a potato gun
<Cadnocat> hahahahaha
<Barrett> lol
<Cadnocat> he made a POTATO GUN
<Cadnocat> oh my god
<Barrett> that's classic
[02:41] <Demethos> yet you guys suck so bad you can't even keep an article on it
[02:41] <FredPhelps> yeah
[02:42] <FredPhelps> I know
[02:42] <FredPhelps> that's why we hate ourselves
[02:42] <KangaJew> lolz
[02:42] <JewboWales> Demethos: Actually, we win so hard that they got butthurt
[02:42] <Elnendil> Thats why we're cutters.
[02:42] <FredPhelps> go talk to them for us, would you?
[02:42] <FredPhelps> go use your influence
[02:42] <Demethos> thats quite alright
[02:42] <Cadnocat> and dress up as fat pirates
[02:42] * FredPhelps is now known as Barrett
[02:42] <Elnendil> Your Science Pirate influence
[02:42] <Cadnocat> and fuck bloated sows
[02:42] <Elnendil> They should be pretty fucking amazed at someone dual wielding bows
[02:42] <Demethos> you can't dual weild bows
[02:42] <Demethos> thats just stipid
[02:42] <Barrett> Jimbo Wales, rather
[02:42] <Elnendil> Yes you can, you're living proof.
[02:42] <Barrett> loooool
[02:42] <Barrett> someone please log that
[02:43] <Barrett> Demethos
[02:43] <madcow> Demethos is one of the founders of Pirates Of The Lost Cause
[02:43] <Barrett> I want to tell you something
[02:43] <Barrett> "I before E except after C"
[02:43] <Demethos> yes I am Madcow
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[02:43] <Barrett> please remember what I have just told you
[02:43] <Elnendil> It might save your life
[02:43] <Barrett> it's very, very important
[02:43] <Barrett> exactly
[02:43] <Barrett> it saved mine
[02:44] <Elnendil> Like how paper clips save that one mother fucker
[02:44] <Barrett> I was fucked up on heroin and sucking dong for dongs
[02:44] <Barrett> and then I remembered
[02:44] <Elnendil> XD
[02:44] <Barrett> to spell things correctly
<Demethos> I am a genius of my own hard work, and since I am actually socailize with people I'm fine
<Demethos> someone unban me so I can correct the article
<A_RAPE_SPIDER> lolno

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