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Battlefield 4

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RECKER!!!
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT at the end of the game You either have to kill Hannah or Irish or you let the valkerie be blown up by admiral chang but regrettably there is no option to kill everyone because all those faggots are insufferable. IF IN DOUBT KILL IRISH BECAUSE HE'S A NIGGER!!!1


Battlefield 4 is a game that dominated the world of teh mlg gamerz starting in 2013. It has managed to keep plaguing gaming world until this day, due to the fact that all of the new CODs and Battlefield Games that Activision and EA, respectively, have pushed out of their stinking, herpes-infected anuses, have been either niche market (Battlefield 1, Battlefield Hardline), crappy overpriced remakes of previous games (COD WW2, Black Ops III) and utter garbage (COD Infinite Warfare).

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In terms of contant, Battlefield 4 is identical to Battlefield 3, with the exception of the fact that the word "Recker" (the name of the protagonist) is blurted out every five seconds, and slightly better graphics. In short, Battlefield 4 is to Battlefield 3 what GTA V re-release is to GTA V initial release: Same fucking thing, slightly better graphics (and four times the price).

Battlefield 4 is still played today, but most of the civilised world has moved on and the remaining playerbase consists of Korea and the Great and Glorious K.S.A. Guess your mom was right, it really is terrorist training.


Gamemodes

Assault

Same as BF3. Shoot fags with a machine gun or grenade launcher (which o-just-so-happens to be USELESS unless aimed precisely at an enemy soldier's head. Also have a lulzy defibrillator, which can be used to bring teammates back to life but also to kill people.

Engineer

Same as BF3. Shoot fags with a machine gun, except this time you get a rocket launcher, which you can use to REEEK enemy tanks. You also get a bomb-disposal robot, which is one of the most lulzy methods of killing people in the game, since no one sees it coming until they are being raepd by it's welding torch.

Support

Same as BF3 (noticing a pattern here?). Shoot fags with a (long) machine gun (with a scope). Homosexual indeed in every way except for C4 and claymore mines, both of which can be used to launch epic suicide attacks in the style of your favourite terrorist group. Yell "Allahu Akbar" for bonus points (this will piss of the Saudi Arabians who are the only ones left that play this dog shit game anyway).

Recon

Same as BF3. Shoot fags with a sniper wait for 15 minutes in a bush trying to get your crosshairs on someone before being inadvertently run over by a guy on a quad bike. Recon class also has a lot of other fancy gear, but no one knows what any of this crap does.

 

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