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Arapahoe High School Shooting

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Karl Halverson PiersonWas a commie who on December 13th, got butthurt about getting booted off the debate team and decided to go postal pwning 1 wimmin and commiting an hero in the library. Before that he grabbed a shirt that says "CCCP", some bandoliers strapped across his waist and chest and some black cargo pants with a tactical backpack before he hit the battlefield. He showed up to school with one target in mind, the debate team teacher (who was also a librarian at the time), Karl wrote a latin phrase on his arm that says "Alea iacta est" (The die is cast). Showed up to school, got out of his car in his tacticool gear, didn't even think about concealing his shotgun and stormed the library, fired shots through the hallway screaming the debate teachers name, the autistic psycho then entered the library where he shot his one and only victim Clare in the back of the head, because he was to retarded to conceal his shotgun, one of the resource officers rushed to the library where karl finally met his end with the attack only lasting 80 seconds

Karl Pierson
Born September 3, 1995
Died December 13, 2013 (aged 18)
Nationality Americunt
Highscore Killed 1, injured 0
Top 50? Not even close
Style Fire Emblem, FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Getting kicked off the debate team

Aftermath

Claire suffered severe head trauma from the shotgun blast to the head and later died on december 21.

This got little to no attention. Nobody cared about this, even gun control retards who couldn't give a shit even if they wanted to.

Graded Score

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Stevens model 320
  • A cheap pump-action shotgun using 12-gauge rounds.
  • Thrown: Molotov
  • only one used
  • Melee: Machete
  • Unused
Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Barely did the bare minimum
Accuracy: 4/20 Horrible
Style: 6/20 failed to kill his target
Butthurt: 3/20 none
Bonus: 2/20 for actually getting a kill
Total Score: 16/100 (F-)
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Wanted Level:
Mall Cop

See Also

Communism

Columbine Copycats

Jewnited States of Americunts

An Hero

https://www.cnn.com/2013/12/14/us/colorado-school-gunman-karl-pierson

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-school-shooter-wrote-latin-phrase-classroom-numbers-his-arm-flna2d11763463