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Alexyss Tylor

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Alexyss K. Tylor is a very loud, strong, proud black woman that presents a public access TV show called Vagina Power. Alexyss Tylor is like a ghetto feminist / sexual therapist from the street, because she don't need no Ph.D or Masters Degrees to tell it like it is: she already got a masters degree in being played by men and being made a fool out of. Alexyss is all about warning women and good looking young black boys about the dangers of Penis Power, and about getting women to rise above Vagina Pain and stand in their own Vagina Power.

Pussy Power 2 the Ppl

Ms. Tylor recognizes that all women are slave to the cock, and that the effect of a good penis hitting the bottom of your vagina is the same as getting ejaculate all up in your brain. Like she says, repeatedly: "A good dick will make you slap somebody." So it's important to keep a man satisfied, and keep check on the sanctity of your vagina by not letting any old manwhore or jive monkey up in there.

Her show features her mama sitting next to her listening, usually mortified, at the foulmouthed rantings of her deranged daughter. Sometimes mom interrupts and goes off on an unrelated tangent, or tries to change the subject by telling the audience to "pray up" and give their faith to the lord.

The cancer killing Alexyss.

Recently, Ms. Tylor has taken her show online and published the Vagina Power book: an intro to the origin of Spiritual Sexuality Vagina Power, Vagina Chakra, Penis Chakras and Sperm Chakra. The purpose of the woman and how we need to carry ourselves to manifest Vagina Power and set the example for Vagina Greatness in our Daughters and our Men!


Lessons to be learned from Alexyss Tylor

On Dicks

  • Dick will make you slap somebody.
  • Dick will make you lose control.
  • Dick will make you go out and shoot somebody in the face.
  • The peenus is a very powerful organ: it's a very deep spiritual, sexual, heat seeking missile.
  • Because he is in love with your vagina, does not mean he is in love with you.
  • A peenus is like a rocket, encoded with information for it to do what it do.
  • The dick goes out on the prowl.
 
This woman ain't got no defenses.

On Vagina Power

  • You must stand in vagina power and manifest your destiny.
  • You must salute your vagina.
  • You have to be in "pussy control" to protect the sanctity of your vagina.
  • You have to be a pilot of the pussy.
  • You have to be the pussy PO-LICE.
  • Don't let some random man hit the bottom of your vagina.
  • With a peenus up in your vagina you ain't got no defenses.

On Men

  • Men can not be trusted.
  • If you are not careful, your man will give the dick away that is supposed to be going up your vagina!
  • Men take their wedding rings off, because a wedding ring is like a noose around the nuts.
  • Men's nutsacks and peenuses are running wild.
  • The peenus and the testicles have no discretion because: "Pussy aint got no face".
  • Government cheese used to lock Alexyss Tylor's bowels up.
  • Men get a "tingling" in their nuts when their nuts get bored from going up the same damn vagina, mouth and rectum.
  • A man's life force is in their nuts.
  • Men won't even buy you a plate of shrimp from Long John Silver's and what that plate worth - $2.99? - but they will give you a mouthful of sperm and a rectumful of sperm.
  • Men are giving their dick away and this don't make no sense.
 
The dark sorceress Alexyss drawing power from symbolic vaginas in the great outdoors.

Warnings to Gay Boys

  • Wealthy white men will come to a black neighbourhood to bust the assholes of good looking young black boys.
  • Good looking young black boys are out on the stroll flagging dicks down, trying to get money for crack.
  • Some good looking young black boys just love to suck dick: Dayamn! They will suck a dick up until they hiccup, just for a sandwich or summin'.
  • Old white guys love to take their kneebraces off and have good looking young black boys fuck them in the ass.
  • Many old white men wear pampers because their asshole done fell out, because they had so many goddamn huge king kong sized dicks up their ass.
  • Everybody, males and females, is taking dick up the ass, just to compete.

The videos

The dangers of peenus power, perhaps the best example of Alexyss' wisdom:


Happy Halloween:

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