Love Live!

Love Live! (Japanese: ラブライブ! Hepburn: Rabu Raibu!) Feminazi Propaganda Project is an ultimate brainwashing project that was written by a hardcore feminist mangaka, Sakurako Kimino who made other shoujo shits like Strawberry Panic! and was co-developed by these corporate Japs, ASCII Media Works' Dengeki G's Magazine (popular for shitty Light Novel adaptations), music label Lantis, and animation studio Sunrise, who is responsible for the Gundam series. The project's goal is to milk money from fat weebs around the world (who are dumb enough to spend $200 on an overpriced anime figure) dry with their cheap CGIs, generic moeblob shit and tons of fanservice for all these spoiled weebs to cater, and also to brainwash lonely nerds to pledge their allegiance (and money) unto them and support totalitarian feminist rule.

Japan's final solution on overpopulation

This subliminally heterophobic project officially began in June 30, 2010, when feminists aren't like those Christian conservatives in the 90s, and it became #1 in top-selling media franchise in Japan of 2016 with having 8 million worth of fat virgin souls collected from simply selling their overpriced merchs that sold like a Godchurch.

Anime

Just like every shoujo anime, it has few men in their heterophobic utopia as if men became a minority in this fucking anime. The first season was basically character development and recruiting members for their anti-hetero coup d'état, μ's (pronounced as 'Muse') to save their all-girls high school, Otonokizaka Academy from closing.

Their flag symbolizes lesbian pride and how filthy men are

Look at all these moolahs collected from retarded weebs

The second season, since these girls have succeeded in their goal saving their school but failed to compete for LoveLive and gone for a hiatus because of their generalissimo got herself pwnd for overworking. They will join LoveLive again to aim to be a number one cockblocking idol group. After successfully being the champions (and the number of dicks chopped off from their male fans), fistful of drama happened for the third-years in their group will graduate from high school, and it worked well, until it was overused throughout the franchise because they believe that the Chris-chans tears over fictional feminists are worth of a hundred dollars.

They also have a movie and it became a blockbuster in Jewpan. It's basically μ's going overseas to spread their words of feminism across the globe. After days of pillaging men in the East Coast, they became very popular as if they were the next Beatles, but the group are having thoughts of disbanding making millions of their fans cry a bucket causing Sunrise Inc. to have a pool of moolahs in their bank accounts.

When it was already confirmed that μ's will be disbanding and remembered as a mean money-making machine since Gundam, these corporate Japs thought that they can make another one, thus Love Live!Sunshine was born. The new project was worse than the last one, because the fans will decide who will be the center (lead singer for a certain song), who will be to endorse a shitty otaku shop, and a fuckton of bullshit resulting the first season of the anime to be badly written from start to finish. It was like a fanservice galore and its retarded fans are so fucking dumb that it comes to the point that they will eat anything from the franchise regardless of how shitty it is. And it was also confirmed that a second season of this trainwreck of an animu will be released by Fall 2017, and in addition, there will be a new series called LoveLive:PCP (Perfect Cunt Project) which is the release date is unknown.

Merchandises

This pre-order special has nothing special to it, it's just the same fucking face!

LoveLive didn't became successful from the singles and the anime alone, they have also sold mangas, light novels, games, and other merchandises that are overpriced as fuck,it's like if when you label your pencil a "gaming" pencil and sell them in a ridiculously high price, and the most well-known game in the franchise is the mobile rhythm game called LoveLive! School Idol Festival, which forces you to spend a lot of moolahs just for you to get ultra rare cards in the game, just like every F2P games. Also, toy companies who endorses LoveLive are so fucking desperate to grab gold nuggets straight out of the fans' dirty assholes that they have pre-order specials that are very unnecessary (mostly in Sunshine's lineup) and will be a big fucking waste of money if you pre-ordered them, like this product for example (see right photo). As you can see on the photo that the figure has a special pre-order item, but that item will make 0% difference whatsoever because it's just the same fucking face. Who is fucking dumb enough to pre-order just for a face that is exactly the same from the main product? Oh wait, I know... dumb fat virgins who wants to cash out everything for dumb shit like this!!

Characters

Since I have already summarized the plots for you, I will now show you the members of this infamous coup that shook all male virgins by storm, μ's, including their shitty clones, Aqours.

μ's

IDIOT FEMINIST DANCES IN THE STREET WITH CARS MOVING

• Honoka Kousaka - The spitting image and generalissimo of their infamous dick-chopping coup d'état, μ's. She was often called as Honk or Honky or Generalissimo Honk by many of the fans. She is just some generic genki and clumsy girl who lives in a sweet shop with her family. She often helps her parents run the shop and she is so clumsy that she is actually a rape-prone girl. She was often called fat even if she was slim as fuck and has a hentai voice that gives you boner when she talks and sings. She is also voiced by a JAV actress no wonder why her voice is fucking hot.

• Eri Ayase - The quarter-Ruskie bombshell and NFKRZ's wet dream, which has been brainwashed by her only friend Nozomi Tojo (will be talked about later) In the first episodes before she joins the feminist army μ's, she was an absolute bitch against Honoka's ideas of saving the school with her coup d'état, and after she gave in to these heterophobic individuals, she became a poorly-written character. She was written so bad that the writers add that she has a fear of the dark. She was voiced by a woman who happens to be Dio Brando's descendant that never aged and probably killed some of her fans for eternal youth.

• Kotori Minami - As her name suggests, it means "bird" in Jewpanese, and she is literally a fucking bird, a really annoying one. Imagine a pet parrot waking you up at 4am imitating the loud sound of your car alarm non-stop and ruins your beauty sleep. That's what Kotori sounds like. Also, she's the daughter of the chairwoman of their school and she also loves to molest the shit out of their pet alpacas in their school giving them bird flu. She was voiced by a spoiled cunt who wants to suck an Area 51 scientist or an FBI agent's dick.