MushyMutt

Known as the drama llama of relationshits, Daniel Bartlett aka Mushymutt is a among the worst of the psychotic furries, homosexuals in denial, clingy bastards, and dirt poor faggots that you'd come across on the internet. He is renowned for being an overly possessive boyfriend to each of the girlfriends he had... ONLINE. Apparently, while the rest of the world has moved on to real life dating, it seems that the only way for him to get laid is to get some digital ass OTI.

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Mushy has been unemployed since of last year. It would seem that after seeing the likes of him and realizing he might be a potential pedobear in disguise, companies routinely decline his applications. That, or being the manchild that he is, he might be too lazy to even look for a job. Mushy is the typical furfag who lives at home with mommy because he's too much of a pussy to make it out in the real world. In an incredibly rare moment of "achievement," he accomplished what most basement dwellers didn't: staying home with mom at the tender age of 40.

Mushy's way of only making friends is through da Internets. Apparently out of all places, furfaggotry is where he feels at home. The majority of his online friends come from the aforementioned site. They probably befriended him since, being the lonely bastard he is, they see a bit of themselves in him.

His life is full of drama, lies, and desperation. Tragically for Mushy, however, his life is not full of ass pounding, fursuited sex. What a shame.

Possible Homosexual

Apparently in recent artwork of Mushy, it is shown that he might of had a relationship with a dude. This obviously isn't any news, because one, he is a fur and most furs are indeed homosexual. Being the fag that he is, he covers it up and denies his true sexuality. Its blatantly obvious that he is in fact a homo. He is super whiny and emotional. He rages over the tiniest things. He also apparently cried when his girlfriend left after visiting him for the first time. Apparently one of our agents decided to go in and ask one of his former lovers. According this his lover, Mushy is bisexual but swings more towards the ladies...I think when answering our question this fur was threatened by his lover, if he didn't follow demands Mushy wouldn't give him any anal.

How to piss off Mushy

• Basically just be a dick like people do.

Contact

If you ever want to befriend Mushy here is his msn and skype. Msn: Deleted

Skype: Deleted

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