AlexBluez

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One of her many shitty "deviations" that got previously baleeted for sucking so much ass.

AlexBluez (a.k.a. Alexis Bluez, the "Dragon of Justice and Hope") is a delusional, pedophilic whore who loves getting sexually teased/assaulted/harassed by family members, especially by her fictional sister Lyn. She is an overrated Special Snowflake on deviantART and FurAffinity who pisses and moans about anybody who defies her and squirts AIDS-infested pussy-juice rich in hypocrisy. She claims to have been on deviantART for 10 years, but her main account is clearly from 2008.

History with the Lulz

In December 2015, a user dared to disagree with her, alongside her equally lulzy army of fanboys and fangirls. After hurling insults and failing to refute her captor's arguments, she "gave up" deviantART on Christmas 2015, all thanks to the lulz team. Last Thursday, she returned, hopefully with more maturity. However, she's also plaguing FurAffinity with MS Paint furfaggotry and her obvious e-go.

Her Notable Hypocrisy

• She calls some of her friends perverted, even though she secretly finds sisterly love sexy.
• She likes to call others (yes, including her friends) "retards", even though she herself is retarded.
• Even if you call her out for her bullshit, she will call YOU the "bloody ignorant one".

How To Fish in Lulz From Her

• Criticize her.
• Call her OCs, especially Lyn and Alexis scissor sisters, lesbians, etc.
• Give facts to her, even if she will deny any of them, such as her OCs Lyn and Alexis being in love for each other.
• Question her "art" skills.
• Call her out for who she really is: a sick fuck.
• Link her to this article.
• Call her fanboys/fangirls out for being no better than her for flocking over shit.
• Tell her to Yiff In Hell.
• Hack her for extra lulz.
• Ask her if she's a trap.

Trivia

• She is well-known for having a fursona, in this case a blue, bisexual dragoness.
• Her ego compensates for her flat chest, contrary to what her "art" shows.
• She may call herself the "Azure Dragon of Justice & Hope", but actually stands for nothing but bullshit.
• She currently lives with her family members, hence explaining her spoiled nature.
• She considers criticism "verbal abuse", which has been categorized as "cyber-bullying". Does this remind you of anyone?
• She tends not to block her critics who defy her.
  • Therefore, the lulz can still continue, even when she's AFK masturbating to her sister.

Where to Find Her

• deviantART
• Twitter

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