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Clown Tobi

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Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!

Kevin Lapeire
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Born 1986/1987
Nationality Flemmish Belgium
Score Killed 1

Hostages 3

Style FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages
An Hero No (Surrendered) :(
Top 20? Yes, Co-op mode (#20)
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Kevin L doing his police standoff

As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself.

Clown Tobi's Final show:

Act 1:

Tobi and Yodeling Dietwin break and enter into his ex' house and drug her with a roofied cocktail on mothersday.

Act 2:

Clown Tobi and his friend Yodeling Dietwin go after his volunteer ex wife's kids, tying them up for his magic show and force them watch him as he stabs their mother multiple times with a knife, firing a few rounds in her and finishing her off by strangling her to express his passion for BDSM followed by a hilarious pun that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown). lol, get it?

Dietwin left the show before Act 3 commenced and fled to Gent.

Act 3:

For his next lulzy act, Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air just to fuck with them including throwing some gas canisters at them, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin bitched out many hours later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.

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The guy actually was on national television before his shenanigans.






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Graded Score

Graded score
Kills: 1/20
Accuracy: 1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff
Style: 15/20 Taking hostages
Butthurt: 10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel
Bonus: 15/20 POLICE STANDOFF!
Total score: 42/100 (D-)
FROM NOW ON, I'M A CRIMI-CLOWN, I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!1
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