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You can also email Tabs directly at [email protected] with your preferred username, pronouns, and associated email address AND ONLY TO REGISTER.X-Warlock
X-Warlock is a Transfan and a former admin at the Allspark.
In his own words:
X-Warlock is the Destroyer; He is coming.
- Since he spends all day masturbating to robot porn, this statement has a 90% chance of being accurate at any given time.
X-Warlock is perfectly comfortable saying the word "Vagina" out loud.
- Some day, he hopes to find out what it means.
X-Warlock has dated the entire female cast of Baywatch
- False, though since their breasts are all artifical, he can rationalise them as being robots (see first point).
X-Warlock was the one who let the dogs out.
- He was feeling 'frisky'.
X-Warlock drinks the blood of Virgins with a slight hint of Paprika.
- He's got a menstrual fetish
X-Warlock Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father.
- So very, very sad
The only force powerful enough to destroy X-Warlock is X-Warlock. The resulting explosion would destroy every particle in the universe, but it doesn't matter, as no conscious entity would want to exist in a universe without X-Warlock anyway.
- This needs no further comment.
Clearly, he's a total loser. And "X-Warlock" is still the gayest screen name ever.
