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Jak and Daxter

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Jak and Daxter is about some kid and his ferret thing saving the world from god knows what. it was made by Naughty Dog, you know, the same furfags behind Crash Bandicoot. it was a success spanning a grand total of 6 games, each with moar edginess than the last. now its just getting it's 6 games remade 10,000 times

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apparently, this passes as cover art

The Games

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy: the game that started this slow fail, Jak must save his friend, Daxter after he falls in some Dark Eco and saddly getting converted into a furfag.


The game forces you to hear this 72 times and 100% forces you to hear it even moar


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freezeframe automaticlly makes everything kewl

JAK II: after finding some precursor tech, jak and daxter gets launched into the future and gets arested 2 seconds later. 2 years pass and jak after being experimented on, becomes emo and learns how to eat dark eco and use it for himself. nothing else happens afterwards.


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NAO TASTE MY EMO POWAR!!!1!!


JAK 3: more or less the same shit as JAK II but with a shitload of sand and a horrificly gay recolor of jak known as light jak.

JAK X: COMBAT RACING: Your everyday racing game with a Jak and Daxter skin.

Daxter: Daxter takes a break in betwen JAK I and JAK II, why do you even care?

JAK AND DAXTER: THE LAST FRONTIER: Jak must save the world from eco shortages. thats it.

Eco

there are many types of eco to find in the world's garbage can "environment" it affects you in many ways but are useless anyway.

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