User talk:WKaldenberg

Welcome, WKaldenberg

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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 02:23, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

hi

Why are you so freakishly obsessed with Kaldenberg? 

 

ch@ / reply

epeen

  03:23, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

idk man, you seem to be taking us pretty seriously. also, please sign your posts with ~~~~ 

 

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epeen

  13:47, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Suing

So I heard you wanted to sue ED. Good for you. I don't know if you are familiar with Ukrainian law, but that would be a good place to start. Furthermore I would also encourage you to research what falls under parody and satire in your state and/or country. CobaltCat 14:06, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Addendum

If you feel that the name was a mistake, here is how you fix it: Go into the article, press edit, replace the powerword, and give an explanation in the comment field. You know what, you fix it. His real name is "Nick Bougas". source.
CobaltCat 14:15, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Seriously...

Buddy, not many people are going to give you decent advice on here, but I'll try. Provoking ED with threats is a bad idea. It will only make people mad and make your life more difficult. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, I'm simply stating facts. If you wish to sue ED, go nuts, but you will make A LOT of enemies. If I were you, I'd just leave it alone before you make anything worse. If you leave now and quit while you're ahead, you'll be fine. Your employers won't see the page, people you know won't see the page, only fat computer nerds. If you continue with this, you'll at the very least generate more activity and make the article both more visible on Google/yahoo/whatever search results as well as make the article more antagonizing. And that's if you're lucky. Your choice though.   FETUS FUCKER  15:07, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

yes hello

	“	Because I am Wyatt Kaldenberg and I know for a fact that I am not A Wyatt Mann. Encyclopedia Dramatica made up a lie that I am A Wyatt Mann. It's easier to get a large settlement in court if you can prove that you tried to get a website to correct a lie, but they refused.	„
	—You, being a dumbfuck.

Due to your less than advisable, and frankly pitiable legal threat, I have restored the name Wyatt Kaldenberg to Wyatt Mann. Should you decide to evade your impending ban, due to said moronic threat, you would be well advised to not threaten those whom you cannot harm. Good day, faggot.  VX  • 21:00, 17 April 2014 (EDT)